Random Chatlog Excerpt Post
Because I can.
[Wingus]: I haz cheezeburgers
[Liona]: I can haz cheezburger?
[Ravyn]: *hates Wingus with hate*
[Wingus]: :(
[Moose]: Good call. That's what they made to hate people with.
[Luna]: I like to imagine that we wear dark cloaks and have flashing eyes.
[Me]: We are elves?
[Luna]: Perhaps.
[Me]: I know I've heard the flashing eyes- Ah! "Kublai Khan", maybe
[Luna]: Yeeees. Warlord Becca!
[Luna]: Oh oh oh. Becca can control the imaginary DZ army, Jess can control the imaginary navy, and I can control the imaginary air force.
[Cyn]: So, I have this random, yet adorable image of a Wee Hook having a "nightmare" and breaking into teen Shox's room to curl with him and sleep, because the hum of Shox's reactor is soothing.
[Me]: Was it the forest fire or the venting poison gas that's going to get the most yelling?
[Cyn]: Yes and yes and OMG she wants to curse out and spank the lot of you.
[Cyn]: :)
[Me]: *giggles*
[Me]: Pee-Dee: "I didn't mean to!"
[Cyn]: Botanica: Do you have any idea? the work- the cultivating- the lost- *devolves into sputtering*
[Me]: Pee-Dee: "It'll grow back!"
[Cyn]: Botanica: "If the poison hasn't ruined the soil." *nutter grumble
[Me]: Pee-Dee: "I'd worry more about it getting into the water..."
[Cyn]: Botancia: "Gah! *stalks off before she does something rash*
[Wingus]: Unlike various meats, the graphics tablet does not go better with gravy on it.
[Pux]: Also, I had a thought on your mercenary argument last night.
[Me]: Yeah?
[Pux]: Tecnically, anyone who trades a skill for pay -- IE, anyone with a job -- could be considered a mercenary.
[Me]: Yes...
[Pux]: Mercenaries as most people think of them are basically temps.
[Pux]: Temps for soldiers.
[Pux]: I may have been exceedingly boredin the cafeteria today.
[Me]: yes, but bored in a cool way
[Pux]: ^_^
[Pux]: Han Solo? Mercenary.
[Pux]: But a specific type, a smuggler.
[Pux]: Boba Fett? mercenary.
[Pux]: But a specific type, a bounty hunter.
[Me]: Yus.
[Pux]: The guy who brings your your coffee?
[Pux]: Mercenary.
[Pux]: Just longer-lasting than most.
[Charles]: someone else also said you could replace half of issue 1 with random panels of Decepticons attacking other places on Earth and have the same story with wider scope
[Charles]: to which I think "Decepticon cassettes fighting Swiss Guard and Corpo della Gendarmeria at the Vatican!"
[Charles]: "Besides their traditional arms the Swiss Guard also has contemporary non-ceremonial small arms like SIG P225 pistols and SIG SG 550 assault rifles at its disposal for security duties"
[Val]: "...every syllabus I create concludes the section on Academic Honesty with the words, 'The consequences of plagiarism are dire. You will fail the course and be subject to academic disciplinary proceedings, and that's just for starters; for more information on the further consequences of academic dishonesty, look up Deuteronomy 28:15-68.'"
[Me]: Hah!
[Val]: For reference: http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy+28:15-68
[Charles]: I would so go to New Orleans if I thought I'd get to gun down legions of zombies in a strip club alongside A Maverick Cop On The Edge
[Me]: So would I, actually.
[Me]: Dirt Boss is smart.
[Me]: I don't like him much.
[Me]: Not because he's smart, but because he's fucking up Bulkhead's efforts to tame the Constructicons.
[Charles]: YA GOT A PROBLEM? *whack* YA GOT A PROBLEM? *whack*
[Charles]: God, this man could become the next Prime Minister!
[Me]: (Animated Elita and Nightbeat have to wind up on Earth eventually, and Nightbeat is all "dollface" and "dame" and "skirt" and Optimus is all "grrrrrr".)
[Charles]: well, yeah, Optimus would hate being called a skirt
[Me]: Optimus Prime, hit Sentinel Prime.
[Charles]: HARD
[Me]: Repeatedly.
[Charles]: IN THE FACE
[Me]: I try not to use name-smushes, except in Avatar, and that's just because they amuse me.
[Kep]: I think they're very...twee.
[Me]: Kataang!
[Kep]: Ok, that's just a cool soundeffect
[Me]: They are also sometimes fun to run around and yell randomly.
[Me]: Zutara!
[Kep]: A magician word! "Zutara! And the dove has disappeared!"
[Me]: Sokkazula! (Okay, they usually render that pairing as Sokkla, but come on. SOKKAZULA!)
[Kep]: Didn't he give the English all kinda trouble back i =n the 1870s? History channel runs his movie a lot...
[Me]: Owl: *DEATH!*
[Pux]: Haru: *AGH SOKKA RUN*
[Me]: Sokka: *RUNNING! RUNNING IS GOOD!*
[Pux]: Haru: "KOUJI GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE WE NEED TO GO LIKE RIGHT NOW"
Kouji: "WHAT DID YOU DO?!"
[Me]: Katara: "WHAT DID YOU DO, SOKKA?!"
Sokka: "OH, LIKE IT'S ALWAYS MY FAULT!"
[Pux]: Haru: "It is your fault!"
[Liona]: Dispensor!
[Wingus]: He will referesh you so hard.
[Wingus]: In the face.
[Tai]: Only if he's stocked with Throwback.
[Liona]: DO THE DEW. NOW.
[Me]: Long Feng: *encases Zhao in stone briefly to extinguish him* *take him back to the palace. now* *we're going to have words later, firebender*
Zhao: *'words' being the new Earth Kingdom slang for 'violent sex'*
Dai Li: O.O
Long Feng: *NO*
Dai Li: *yessir. of course, sir*
[Me]: We need an excuse for the Gaang needing to team up with Long Feng and Hyo.
[Pux]: Especially if Long Feng tries to backstab them later and Hyo is all "....but they're mine now."
[Me]: Long Feng: "No, Hyo. They're disruptive influences and stupidly powerful 'benders who we don't want ever returning to Ba Sing Se."
[Pux]: Hyo: "But they're allies." *look at them! They're so adorable!*
[Me]: Long Feng: "They were allies. Now we have what we need, _and_ them in a disadvantegous position." *ohgod, he's latching onto them, isn't he?*
[Pux]: Hyo: "They're allies." *of course I am. I'm a father. And I don't like backstabbing where it isn't necessary*
[Me]: Long Feng: *let's see. I could continue to argue this while the Avatar and his friends get out of their trouble and catch up with the two of us. Or I can facepalm.* *facepalms* "Fine."
Aang: *hi! what'd we miss?*
[Pux]: Hyo: *absolutely nothing.* *omg so adorable. he would have adorable babies when he's older*
[Wingus]: I haz cheezeburgers
[Liona]: I can haz cheezburger?
[Ravyn]: *hates Wingus with hate*
[Wingus]: :(
[Moose]: Good call. That's what they made to hate people with.
[Luna]: I like to imagine that we wear dark cloaks and have flashing eyes.
[Me]: We are elves?
[Luna]: Perhaps.
[Me]: I know I've heard the flashing eyes- Ah! "Kublai Khan", maybe
[Luna]: Yeeees. Warlord Becca!
[Luna]: Oh oh oh. Becca can control the imaginary DZ army, Jess can control the imaginary navy, and I can control the imaginary air force.
[Cyn]: So, I have this random, yet adorable image of a Wee Hook having a "nightmare" and breaking into teen Shox's room to curl with him and sleep, because the hum of Shox's reactor is soothing.
[Me]: Was it the forest fire or the venting poison gas that's going to get the most yelling?
[Cyn]: Yes and yes and OMG she wants to curse out and spank the lot of you.
[Cyn]: :)
[Me]: *giggles*
[Me]: Pee-Dee: "I didn't mean to!"
[Cyn]: Botanica: Do you have any idea? the work- the cultivating- the lost- *devolves into sputtering*
[Me]: Pee-Dee: "It'll grow back!"
[Cyn]: Botanica: "If the poison hasn't ruined the soil." *nutter grumble
[Me]: Pee-Dee: "I'd worry more about it getting into the water..."
[Cyn]: Botancia: "Gah! *stalks off before she does something rash*
[Wingus]: Unlike various meats, the graphics tablet does not go better with gravy on it.
[Pux]: Also, I had a thought on your mercenary argument last night.
[Me]: Yeah?
[Pux]: Tecnically, anyone who trades a skill for pay -- IE, anyone with a job -- could be considered a mercenary.
[Me]: Yes...
[Pux]: Mercenaries as most people think of them are basically temps.
[Pux]: Temps for soldiers.
[Pux]: I may have been exceedingly boredin the cafeteria today.
[Me]: yes, but bored in a cool way
[Pux]: ^_^
[Pux]: Han Solo? Mercenary.
[Pux]: But a specific type, a smuggler.
[Pux]: Boba Fett? mercenary.
[Pux]: But a specific type, a bounty hunter.
[Me]: Yus.
[Pux]: The guy who brings your your coffee?
[Pux]: Mercenary.
[Pux]: Just longer-lasting than most.
[Charles]: someone else also said you could replace half of issue 1 with random panels of Decepticons attacking other places on Earth and have the same story with wider scope
[Charles]: to which I think "Decepticon cassettes fighting Swiss Guard and Corpo della Gendarmeria at the Vatican!"
[Charles]: "Besides their traditional arms the Swiss Guard also has contemporary non-ceremonial small arms like SIG P225 pistols and SIG SG 550 assault rifles at its disposal for security duties"
[Val]: "...every syllabus I create concludes the section on Academic Honesty with the words, 'The consequences of plagiarism are dire. You will fail the course and be subject to academic disciplinary proceedings, and that's just for starters; for more information on the further consequences of academic dishonesty, look up Deuteronomy 28:15-68.'"
[Me]: Hah!
[Val]: For reference: http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy+28:15-68
[Charles]: I would so go to New Orleans if I thought I'd get to gun down legions of zombies in a strip club alongside A Maverick Cop On The Edge
[Me]: So would I, actually.
[Me]: Dirt Boss is smart.
[Me]: I don't like him much.
[Me]: Not because he's smart, but because he's fucking up Bulkhead's efforts to tame the Constructicons.
[Charles]: YA GOT A PROBLEM? *whack* YA GOT A PROBLEM? *whack*
[Charles]: God, this man could become the next Prime Minister!
[Me]: (Animated Elita and Nightbeat have to wind up on Earth eventually, and Nightbeat is all "dollface" and "dame" and "skirt" and Optimus is all "grrrrrr".)
[Charles]: well, yeah, Optimus would hate being called a skirt
[Me]: Optimus Prime, hit Sentinel Prime.
[Charles]: HARD
[Me]: Repeatedly.
[Charles]: IN THE FACE
[Me]: I try not to use name-smushes, except in Avatar, and that's just because they amuse me.
[Kep]: I think they're very...twee.
[Me]: Kataang!
[Kep]: Ok, that's just a cool soundeffect
[Me]: They are also sometimes fun to run around and yell randomly.
[Me]: Zutara!
[Kep]: A magician word! "Zutara! And the dove has disappeared!"
[Me]: Sokkazula! (Okay, they usually render that pairing as Sokkla, but come on. SOKKAZULA!)
[Kep]: Didn't he give the English all kinda trouble back i =n the 1870s? History channel runs his movie a lot...
[Me]: Owl: *DEATH!*
[Pux]: Haru: *AGH SOKKA RUN*
[Me]: Sokka: *RUNNING! RUNNING IS GOOD!*
[Pux]: Haru: "KOUJI GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE WE NEED TO GO LIKE RIGHT NOW"
Kouji: "WHAT DID YOU DO?!"
[Me]: Katara: "WHAT DID YOU DO, SOKKA?!"
Sokka: "OH, LIKE IT'S ALWAYS MY FAULT!"
[Pux]: Haru: "It is your fault!"
[Liona]: Dispensor!
[Wingus]: He will referesh you so hard.
[Wingus]: In the face.
[Tai]: Only if he's stocked with Throwback.
[Liona]: DO THE DEW. NOW.
[Me]: Long Feng: *encases Zhao in stone briefly to extinguish him* *take him back to the palace. now* *we're going to have words later, firebender*
Zhao: *'words' being the new Earth Kingdom slang for 'violent sex'*
Dai Li: O.O
Long Feng: *NO*
Dai Li: *yessir. of course, sir*
[Me]: We need an excuse for the Gaang needing to team up with Long Feng and Hyo.
[Pux]: Especially if Long Feng tries to backstab them later and Hyo is all "....but they're mine now."
[Me]: Long Feng: "No, Hyo. They're disruptive influences and stupidly powerful 'benders who we don't want ever returning to Ba Sing Se."
[Pux]: Hyo: "But they're allies." *look at them! They're so adorable!*
[Me]: Long Feng: "They were allies. Now we have what we need, _and_ them in a disadvantegous position." *ohgod, he's latching onto them, isn't he?*
[Pux]: Hyo: "They're allies." *of course I am. I'm a father. And I don't like backstabbing where it isn't necessary*
[Me]: Long Feng: *let's see. I could continue to argue this while the Avatar and his friends get out of their trouble and catch up with the two of us. Or I can facepalm.* *facepalms* "Fine."
Aang: *hi! what'd we miss?*
[Pux]: Hyo: *absolutely nothing.* *omg so adorable. he would have adorable babies when he's older*