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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole worshipper's purse (30 points). Last Friday I put money in diable's expired parking meter (14 points). In October I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last month I gave bizaltizer a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In November I punched jackconure in the arm (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (30 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
beckybee09