Triple Threat!!!

Feb 03, 2006 00:33

Key:
$ = Petric since he has 7.15 in his checking account.
& = Blair(e) since she has no legs.
% = Becky.

% Pete and i have been staying at blairs dorm since tuesday. We eat a lot.
$ I farted in blairs bathrobe.
& He said he forgot it was mine. Then he fell into chips and i thought it was hilarious.

% Blair read me poems and astrology textbooks while i painted.
$ Becky forgot to mention that we are in ifebruary.
& Our lives basically consist of making fun of each other and singing boils songs. Ocassionally becky and pete have sex while i read books.

% This was all i wanted for groundhogs day. :). I got my wish.
$ Im just trying to scope sum penn bitches.
& "I have three hours with her tonite, do you think i can feel her up tonite?" "I dont know but if you do, you gotta tell me all about it."

% PANINI PANTS!!!
$ TACO TIME!!
& MUFFIN!

% Today i drew a naked model in drawing class.
$ Today i plucked lint out of my belly button and threw it at becky.
& Today i aired out my robe and guessed the jeopardy question rite. 2000! Go boobooblai go!

% I love my brother and sister tag team. xo.
$ I love my firm butt. Late.
% His butt is firm.
& I dont want to play anymore. <33.

$ I call everyone mom.
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