last night
i dreamt that i was stuck in a wooden crate being lifted into the air by a forklift being operated by an evil woman who had been killing korean orphans. just when i thought all was lost, i heard a series of comforting beeps. it was R2D2 telling me that there were tiaras above me and i could use them to tear through the laundry baskets. you see, there were many laundry baskets stacked above my head and they had to be destroyed. i found the tiaras and used their sharp edges to escape. thanks R2.