Jul 08, 2009 09:22
So I had a fun weekend! I took Thursday and Friday off of work awhile ago thinking it would be nice enough to go to the lake. Nope of course not... it rained both of those days. In fact... it rained that whole week! Friday night it had pretty much cleared and Sara, Yevette, and I went up to Wagner for pub night. We had fun listening to the band and watching the old people dance. After that was over we went to Dylans cottage which was down the road to party. When we got there the party was well under way and it was pretty fun. Yevette and I played an awesome game of beer pong and nearly beat the reigning champions who had won the last ten games. It came down to one cup each and the one kid nailed it twice. At least we put up a good fight. I told Sara and Yevette I had no problem going to Dylans as long as they were going home that nice since I had the dog to let out. Of course they decided to stay. Luckily Jimmy V had driven up and I asked him for a ride home. SO here is where the fun part comes in. Corey had Jimmy blocked in so he had to go and move his car but after we all piled into Jimmys car (Jimmy, Brandon, Eric, and I) the car couldn't make it up the hill. We tried several times and it didn't make it... every time we tried to go up the hill Brandon put on "High way to the danger zone". This made me feel like a fat ass, but Corey drove Brandon and I up the hill and JImmy made it with just him and Eric in the car. At the top of the hill Eric, who was wasted, decided he had to pee. So he gets out to pee and then falls over... he pops right back up and is like I'm Ok! I laughed so hard. So we go on our way and somehow we end up in Burdett and Jimmy is about to take the road to Trumansburg. I'm like... where are you going? So we get into this "discussion" about it and I'm like... listen I've been driving these hills a lot longer then you and Brandon starts laughing about how I owned Jimmy. So we finally make it back to Middle Road. At this point I've drank about two growlers full of beer and I have to pee so bad. I've tried to hold it and we are like two miles from Saras where my car is and I'm like... I can not hold it one more second pull over. So Jimmy just pulls over on the main road and I hop out and pee, but this isn't like a quick pee... this one goes on for about a minute because I've been holding it so long. They're making all these comments about how a car is going to come over the hill and see my vagina and at this point I just dont care because it feels so good. Finally I make it back to my car and all is well, but it definately was an adventure. I just appreciated drunk Eric in the back seat because he kept saying part of a sentence and then trailing off and passing out.