I could be super serious about RL troubles right or I could post about boybands. Guess which won.

[beckerbell]

Status update: A little worryingly numb at times. I don't think I'm shutting down, I'm still able to enjoy happy things, but... well, I watched some tv yesterday and the first episode of a series dealt with the murder of this little boy and the parents feeling bereft and grieving after him and... I felt nothing. Not really even a twinge of

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[beckerbell]

Jun should know better than to listen to compliments from Shun, but he really can't help it, he just likes Shun so much that he's weak and he's too easy to read sometimes, but what can he do about it? Besides, Jun has better hair than Shun's ideal girl and that's worth at least some Kamenashi on his walls.

Akanishi alone was worse than the time they plastered all of KAT-TUN over his walls, so they saved that for a really special occasion. Like Nino's birthday. I'm not sure what could be worse than that for Jun, either! I don't think putting Ryo or Yamapi or even Kame's posters up would do it. Nagase maybe? Because they'll INVITE NAGASE ON THE SHOW and he'll give Jun a great big hug.

That interview with Sho where he says he abides by the Majority Rule system was so hilariously great. EVERY FIVESOME FIC I EVER WROTE (or just daydreamed in my head) PLAYED ON THAT. "Everyone else agrees that you're participating in this orgy, Sho-chan, so shut up and lay back, okay?"

Shun would make an awesome MC for their shows! And he'd be awesome at the physical stuff they have to do sometimes! He's a giant so he's got to be great at sports, right? ...rollerskating tug of war totally counts as a sport, by the way. He'd be awesome at encouraging the rest of the band when they're on variety shows. "Sho-kun, do your best on this game or I'll tell them about the time I saw you yelling at the obaa-san in the--" "THAT NEVER HAPPENED, STOP MAKING THINGS UP!!"

I WANT THIS SO BADLY I CAN SEE IT ALREADY AND I LOVE YOU FOR ALL OF THIS. I am going to keep this close to my heart forever.

[aegistheia]

And Shun knows just the way to grope Jun and make him feel good, in a completely non-gay way of course. Maybe he's had too much to drink. But then Shun gropes him again (because Shun realizes that he'd taken out Jun's car keys instead of his house keys) and pushes a cosmopolitan over, and who is he to refuse?

(I hate you, Jun grouses bitterly into his pillow in the morning as the headache is doubled by greasy Akanishi staring at him in an attempt to be sexy from the washroom door. I hate you so much.

You like getting your butt groped by Shun-kun, don't you, Nino observes as he deposits a plate of pancakes, a glass of something and what sounds like his bottle of paracetamol on his bedside table.

Jun-kun has a nice butt, Shun offers with a groan on the other side of the bed. Sometimes it has the magical property of making my headaches go away.

I hate you, Jun repeats, but the heat in his voice is drained away by Nino's hand petting his hair lightly, and Shun's hand lying on his ass, not groping, just a bleed of warmth that settles the roiling in his stomach somewhat.)

OMG NAGASE!! YOU ARE A GENIUS. If Ohno and Nino and Aiba asks Naga-nii nicely enough, he might actually come into Jun's apartment and strip AND give him a hug! And if HE says it convincingly enough, maybe all of TOKIO will come celebrate Jun's birthday with him! And Koichi! NAKED PARTY AT KOUHAI'S YES!!

Shun is an athlete, he and Aiba will DESTROY THINGS. And Shun can worship Ohno like the best of them! And he'll make it a contest with Nino and Jun on who can fangirl Ohno best! He can air-guitar with Sho!

WHEN JAPAN HATES US ALL WE NEED TO DO IS TO REMEMBER THAT SHUN IS ARASHI'S SIXTH MEMBER, AND ALL WILL BE OKAY EVENTUALLY.

[beckerbell]

*croons* I love you~ I love you like Nino and Shun enjoy making life difficult for Jun, which isn't something you can describe with mere words.

Sometimes it has the magical property of making my headaches go away.

I am going to be in love with you forever. You are amazing and I'm pretty sure I'm attached to your ankle in an attempt to keep you writing forever. (Especially when Jun hates them so very much and doesn't want them to move away from him, okay.)

I'm also sure Nino took lots of pictures of Shun and Jun passed out in the bed together (which he'll forward to Shun, of course, because Shun is a good friend and Nino likes him) and adds it to his collection of Jun-being-gay-with-bandmates so he can make a special collage of that, too. There's a really excellent one of the time Aiba managed to "accidentally" get his hand down Jun's pants when he was "adjusting" Jun's clothes for him that is the pride of Nino's collection.

TOKIO at Jun's birthday would be amazing. HEY WE HEARD IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND WE HAVE THIS SPECIAL TRADITION IN TOKIO FOR WHEN IT'S THE BIRTHDAY BOY'S SPECIAL DAY~~ The best part is Jun is too polite and respectful towards his sempai to actually run away screaming. (AND KOICHI CAN BE THERE TO BE GAY WITH NAGASE YAAAAY!)

Oh, man, can you imagine Shun with Ohno? The tallest and the shortest, Shun could just about literally pick Ohno up and stick him in his pocket because he loves Leader so much.

THIS IS WHY ARASHI IS GOOD FOR THE WORLD. EVEN WHEN THE REST OF IT SUCKS, THEY STILL BRING US HAPPINESS AND JOY. (And gay porn.)

[aegistheia]

Shut up! I'm not easy like Jun is! *bursts into tears*

Dude, I can't take credit for like half these things, you wrote them too!

Later on Jun will insult Nino's pancakes as he finishes them faster than he eats his own cooking, and down about a quarter of his paracetamol, and Nino will coo at him with an Akanishi uchiwa over his face, knowing that Jun is too hungover to jump at him and beat him. Jun quietly plans to speak to Shun about obtaining Chinen products in upcoming weeks.

When Nino looks, he realizes that Aiba is the star of his being-gay-with-bandmates series. It's not so much surprising as it is somewhat expected. What is surprising is that the most epic of Aiba's mostly involved Jun, or Sho.

He's proudest of the one that Aiba has a hand down Jun's pants, not because it's a rarity (okay it kind of is, but that's in comparison to him and Oh-chan cuddling) but because he managed to catch Jun's expression in the photo. Words fail to describe Jun's face in it, but Nino is sure that it is featured in Jun's most fevered blackmail nightmares. Or fevered dreams. He's not going to think too hard about that.

LOL Actually I just realized that they'd put Akanishi up for NINO's birthday, not Jun's. But then everything just works out! Akanishi for Nino's birthday, drunk stripping sempai parties for Jun's! EVERYONE WINS! Unless your name is MatsuJun!

And Nagase will serenade the party on his next interview, because MatsuJun is such an accomodating birthday boy! He's the best host for naked parties ever!

Shun would be the champion of Leader-lovers. He can beat both Nino AND Jun in his adoration, and he can SHOW IT TOO. ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.

Sho can only watch in half horror and half uncontrollable laughter as the episode unfolds.

ARASHI IS GOOD FOR EVERYONE'S SOUL-SOUL. EVEN FOR THE ONES WHO DON'T HAVE SOULS.