Catholic Churches, Nuns, Marriage and Movies!
I finally went to that marriage counseling last night. For the first time ever, I stepped foot into a Catholic church (I'm not Catholic and know NOBODY who is!). I was impressed! The Vatican really must have some serious cash reserves! This church was nice, not like oh look at the pretty stained glass window... it was like.. "Holy hell is this floor marble? Dude, that looks like gold...." Obviously this was the largest church I've ever steped foot in... we walked in the back way, and towards the congregation (?) room, and kept hearing echoing voices but saw nobody... Very big! Considering I couldn't find anybody... the dumb comment of the month came out of my mouth---
"Shouldn't there be a pope here or something?"
Hey I realized the error in that like thirty seconds after I said it.
Funny... our marriage counselor was a nun. But she wasn't dressed in Nun Gear, so I didn't laugh. She just told us she was a nun, and that she had heard everything blah blah. The priest was apparently in priest gear but I didn't notice.
I don't think much got accomplished, except for what was wrong with me, why I'm messed up, what upsets Garry about me, how I'm not the same, blah blah blah. So we have to go back NEXT week... Oh she also said my dad needs Lithium... hahahahah.
When I got home I started watching "War of the Worlds" for the second time, and for some reason it freaked me out! It didn't do that the first time I watched it.
Oh I also saw this interesting little program about if Vampires and Werewolves are real. Apparently, there are some people out there who think they are... I didn't get to see it all, but they had this guy on there who claimed to be a "lycanthrope"... and had a place of power among his clan of ... lycans? Oh and two people who claimed they were vampires, and that they drank blood and the whole nine yards. Even had nicely FILED teeth. Yeah, we know your teeth didn't come in that way. They did say that they don't bite smokers... because apparently our blood is too bitter, and tastes bad. So I'm safe from ever being bitten by a vampire... now I'll get my kids to start smoking at the age of 5... just so vampires won't bite them. This show even went so far as to say that "lycans" were possibly a bit stronger than vampires, because they're never off-guard... like vampires when they're asleep in the day or whatever. It was very interesting, and I think I'm going to look some stuff up on this subject. Apparently, there is this little ongoing battle in the "Underworld" between "Lycans" and Vampires.....
and I thought it was just a movie where Kate Beckinsdale's ass looked really hot.
"Shouldn't there be a pope here or something?"
Hey I realized the error in that like thirty seconds after I said it.
Funny... our marriage counselor was a nun. But she wasn't dressed in Nun Gear, so I didn't laugh. She just told us she was a nun, and that she had heard everything blah blah. The priest was apparently in priest gear but I didn't notice.
I don't think much got accomplished, except for what was wrong with me, why I'm messed up, what upsets Garry about me, how I'm not the same, blah blah blah. So we have to go back NEXT week... Oh she also said my dad needs Lithium... hahahahah.
When I got home I started watching "War of the Worlds" for the second time, and for some reason it freaked me out! It didn't do that the first time I watched it.
Oh I also saw this interesting little program about if Vampires and Werewolves are real. Apparently, there are some people out there who think they are... I didn't get to see it all, but they had this guy on there who claimed to be a "lycanthrope"... and had a place of power among his clan of ... lycans? Oh and two people who claimed they were vampires, and that they drank blood and the whole nine yards. Even had nicely FILED teeth. Yeah, we know your teeth didn't come in that way. They did say that they don't bite smokers... because apparently our blood is too bitter, and tastes bad. So I'm safe from ever being bitten by a vampire... now I'll get my kids to start smoking at the age of 5... just so vampires won't bite them. This show even went so far as to say that "lycans" were possibly a bit stronger than vampires, because they're never off-guard... like vampires when they're asleep in the day or whatever. It was very interesting, and I think I'm going to look some stuff up on this subject. Apparently, there is this little ongoing battle in the "Underworld" between "Lycans" and Vampires.....
and I thought it was just a movie where Kate Beckinsdale's ass looked really hot.