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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I set __earthrising's puppy on fire (-66 points). In September I bought porn for cupohappy (10 points). In July I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In May I pulled over and changed eamonmc's flat tire (15 points).
Overall, I've been nice (660 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
beckardi912
oh yeah. i got ten hours of sleep last night, after three and a half the night before. so yeah i got not so hot grades, but scraped by dean's list with a 3.55 gpa. i suck so hard. and i failed bio yesterday but he added seventeen points to evryone's grade, so hooray 73! and anywho, i really really liked bowdoin. AND ZOX FUCKING ROCKED!!!!! i have such a hard on for the bassist. don't worry gus, i have a bigger hard on for you. and jes you're the biggest, i'm so happy i got to mate with you today. and um. the yale spizzwinks were fantanbulous, i seriously want to apply to yale now. i talked to this one guy for about twenty minutes and he made it seem so much better than harvard. i've gotta go to spanish now.
inside jokes i need to remember,
i'm carrying a legacy/my child can get me in.
go to hell!
temen
various spanish jokes.