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May 26, 2005 18:27



Star Wars Horoscope for Sagittarius



You are superbly wise and have been known to spread your wisdom widely.
You are impatient and pushy when people take your teachings too lightly.
And your philosophical side always peeks through.

Star wars character you are most like: Yoda

What is Your Star Wars Horoscope?

which totally ROXORS
and here are as many pickup lines as i could get from two answers
"I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby."
"Hey! Did you just grab my ass from across the room with your Force Grip?"
"In time, you will call me.....Master."
"You will go home with me. It is unavoidable. IT IS YOUR DESTINY!!"
"Is that a double-sided lightsaber in your hand, or are you happy to see me?"
"Date, or date not -- there is no 'let's just friends be'."
"Hey, Beautiful. What's a nice girl like you doing waiting in line without bathing for 10 days?"
"Wanna play with my 12-inch wookie?"
"If I said you had a mint first-edition, still-in-box action figure, would you hold it against me?"
"If you're looking for a long-saber, I know where you can find one..."
"I've discovered a whole new way to create a clone! Let's go back to my place and I'll show you."
"Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
"I will show you the true nature of the Force."
"Nice buns, Princess! On your head, that is."

My Fave: "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
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