Liquor & chocolate? Oh, gee, I dunno, BRING IT!
I know! I’ll clean out my little purse notebook. I have some paper where I wrote down things after I said to myself, "I should write about this in my LJ when I'm bored at work tomorrow," but that I never got around to because work drains all life out of me argh. Too tired to write explanations.
Things to do in Chicago:
- Stalk Barack Obama.
- Stalk Bill Murray.
- Eat pizza.
- Stalk Oprah.
- Stalk Punky Brewster.
- (If election goes well): Party!
- (If election goes badly): Riot!
"Rock it up."
JUSTICE! WooooooooooooOO! It's like the end of the world, and no one gives a fuck cuz it's awesome. Jesus is so happy.
Gloria Steinem is Batman's stepmother.
Jeff told me about CHACHA on the road trip to Leavenworth.
I never thought that I could imagine vampires being in the office bathroom, until the power went out around 1pm on Friday & I really needed to pee so had to do it in the pitch black bathroom.
"chain-smoking, cake-hoovering, brandy-addled hag."
The lead singer of Okay sounds like an elderly E.T.
"Anyone ever think you two are, uh, a couple?'
"No, because we screw boys like whores on tequila."
I'm in the mood for some new mumblecore.
2008 started with a dead dog in my parents' pool. I hope it ends better.
*Dingle tingle ling!* Oh, I just received an open text message from the executioner on my Post-Its: "Book club last night, huh? I understand you discussed a book about Anne Boleyn. Yeah, I hit that. *Snap."
Things to do in Chicago:
- Stalk Barack Obama.
- Stalk Bill Murray.
- Eat pizza.
- Stalk Oprah.
- Stalk Punky Brewster.
- (If election goes well): Party!
- (If election goes badly): Riot!
"Rock it up."
JUSTICE! WooooooooooooOO! It's like the end of the world, and no one gives a fuck cuz it's awesome. Jesus is so happy.
Gloria Steinem is Batman's stepmother.
Jeff told me about CHACHA on the road trip to Leavenworth.
I never thought that I could imagine vampires being in the office bathroom, until the power went out around 1pm on Friday & I really needed to pee so had to do it in the pitch black bathroom.
"chain-smoking, cake-hoovering, brandy-addled hag."
The lead singer of Okay sounds like an elderly E.T.
"Anyone ever think you two are, uh, a couple?'
"No, because we screw boys like whores on tequila."
I'm in the mood for some new mumblecore.
2008 started with a dead dog in my parents' pool. I hope it ends better.
*Dingle tingle ling!* Oh, I just received an open text message from the executioner on my Post-Its: "Book club last night, huh? I understand you discussed a book about Anne Boleyn. Yeah, I hit that. *Snap."