I mean, I love you, but I've know Ms. Pac Man a lot longer.

[beckaca]

Me: I am feeling so sad that I probably won't be able to go on any big trips until 2011 at the earliest.
Chathri: No effen way.  Why, cuz of work?
Me: Yep, plus with six weddings this year, I won't have a whole lot of extra money.
Chathri: MOTHER OF PEARL. SIX?!? 
Me: Six.
Chathri: Tell people to stop loving each other.