GUYS THIS IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY THAT SOMEBODY TOLD AT WINCON. OKAY, SO THAT WAS ABOUT CLOWNS, BUT THIS IS SIMILAR.

Title: In-Flight Entertainment
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Summary: Dean is afraid of flying, but Sam has a solution.
Warnings: Technically this contains SPOILERS for last night's episode! ALSO, I wrote it while drunk.

( You need to stop, Sam says... )

THIS IS FOR balefully WHO MAKES ME THINK ABOUT HOOKERS A LOT ( Read more... )

AHAHAHA, NO ONE'S GOING TO READ THIS BECAUSE IT'S SHOW NIGHT.

Title: I'd smother you in kisses, I'd give you outer space
Author: beckaandzacPairing: Jared/Jensen ( Read more... )

Title: A sizable problem
Fandom: CW RPF
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jared is an Olympic swimmer with a problem. Jensen is a towel boy (or something) who loves Jared's problem very much. Smut. Crack. No substance.
Notes: I started this for sadcypress after Wincon because she was talking about teeny swimsuits, decided it sucked, put it away, ( Read more... )

I have no real excuse for this. Its writing was preceded by a long discussion of absurd AU premises and what gets comments in fandom and why Jensen is so damn bowlegged (note my perfectly appropriate icon). But mostly it's just a silly excuse for porn. See notes below.

Title: Best Wishes For A Speedy Recovery
Authors: beckaandzac and ciaanPairing: Jensen/Jared ( Read more... )

So, a small piece of crack!afterlife!birthday fic. I think my brain is broken, maybe also my sense of humor. But I had to write something. Also contains Random Monty Python Reference. (Came pretty close to containing Random Supernatural Reference, but I stopped it.)

PG-ish, Remus/Sirius/Tonks (I kno rite?), 530 words

( A Deathly Birthday Party! )

Greasy Kittens!!!

(for the love of God, don't click this link)

So here are the rest of my drabbles. Overall, I'm not as pleased with these as I was with last week's batch, but I think they're okay. All are exactly 100 words. Hope you like them! (The prompts are here.)

Fandom: QaF (US)
Character: Hunter
Rating: PG-13 for mentions of unsavory things
for ciaan (I really wanted to do something with this idea, but it ( Read more... )

Various fandoms and ratings. Please don't click on anything you don't want to read. Other five to follow later tonight, or possibly tomorrow. Drabble requests can be seen here. All are precisely a hundred words by Word's count, except where noted.

Fandom: BtVS
Pairing: Willow on her own
Rating: R-ish for masturbation and bibliophilia
for alaskalight
( In the Library )

So littlewings04 posted a link to this (stupid people in HP fandom are really stupid) in her journal, and tonight clare_dragonfly and I got into a conversation about a comment there which informed us that Ginny Weasley is actually a guy and the source of gay subtext in the books. Thus I bring you this, the true story of Ginevra Weasley:

( Ginny's Secret (page 1) )