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Stupidest patron ever:
so some guy i gave a lap dance to on thursday came back to the bar on sunday and spoke to me for a while and then was like "oh I bought you an early Christmas present, i'll go get it". so i'm thinking he bought me something from Tiffany's or Dolce or maybe he's creepy and bought something stupid form Lover's Lane or the porn store but no. I open it and it's a fucking powerbar and a protien shake... QUE LE FUCK De MADRE!!!!!!!!! WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT!!!!!!!!
at joey's writing my cast bio. my ankle is aggrevated and won't heal correctly for 6 to 8 weeks i guess. opening night is this weekend for Chicago. i hope whoever can make it will go. it's a two week performance so i'm not doing another show until summer. my body is fucking exhausted... at least i have a powerbar... fucking dumbass.
welp, some good news: i was offered the the Head Dancer Position at Menjo's. Hahaha, I'm going to be the Tori Lynn of Menjo's... minus the whole getting arrested and dethrowning thing ;-)
so some guy i gave a lap dance to on thursday came back to the bar on sunday and spoke to me for a while and then was like "oh I bought you an early Christmas present, i'll go get it". so i'm thinking he bought me something from Tiffany's or Dolce or maybe he's creepy and bought something stupid form Lover's Lane or the porn store but no. I open it and it's a fucking powerbar and a protien shake... QUE LE FUCK De MADRE!!!!!!!!! WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT!!!!!!!!
at joey's writing my cast bio. my ankle is aggrevated and won't heal correctly for 6 to 8 weeks i guess. opening night is this weekend for Chicago. i hope whoever can make it will go. it's a two week performance so i'm not doing another show until summer. my body is fucking exhausted... at least i have a powerbar... fucking dumbass.
welp, some good news: i was offered the the Head Dancer Position at Menjo's. Hahaha, I'm going to be the Tori Lynn of Menjo's... minus the whole getting arrested and dethrowning thing ;-)