Oh you must shut up! This instant, this moment, this second, shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!

[beccnigga]

I have this terribly nasty habit that I am fully aware is nasty and yet, I have no desire to stop doing it. And I don't mean smoking...although the same would apply there as well

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[moondarq]

The trick is to steer the conversation in a way that makes it interesting to you. For example:

PLEBIAN: My son lives in Florida with his wife... she's a Cuban.. I think she's lazy like all her kind... natter natter natter...

ME: Speaking of Florida, do you remember that show "Flipper"? That was on the Florida Keys. The dad had black hair, and his oldest son was blond and his youngest son was a red head. I think his wife must have cheated on him a couple times. And in the show she's dead. I bet the dad killed her. I bet Flipper helped. Didn't Ted Bundy come from Florida. I'm sure glad they iced that sick fuck. Who needs the competition? Have you ever been to Disney World? Humans with animal heads freak me the hell out! And those swollen three-fingered hands. Did you know Disney World is bigger than San Francisco? I think God's gonna throw a fireball at all them crazy sodomites in Frisco. And why's the Golden Gate Bridge red? It should be gold. And why do hippies who are all about free love hang out on "Hate" street? Hey, where're you going? I wasn't done talking! Come the day of the rope I hope you HANG HANG HANG!

You know, stuff like that. Philosophical shit to make em think. Expand their minds and shit.

Namaste

[beccnigga]

That was so goddamn funny I peed a little.

I miss you, Gregamus.