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[beccaschenck]

wait bird (1:05:53 PM): ahhhh i have so much homeowkr
wait bird (1:05:54 PM): ahhhh
wait bird (1:05:59 PM): this place is boot camp for smart people
wait bird (1:06:01 PM): they're like
wait bird (1:06:21 PM): "AHHH!!! WHO IS THE PRIME MINISTER OF VENEZUALA IN 1764 RIGHT AFTER THE PIEKING INVASION OF TAIWAN!?"
wait bird (1:07:03 PM): "AHHHH! WHAT IS HOBBES VIEW OF METAPHYSICAL DIFFUSION IN RELATION TO GLOBAL CITIZENSHIP AND THE AFRICAN SAHARA SUB CULTURE AFTER THE RISE OF COSMOPOLITANISM!?!"
wait bird (1:07:13 PM): and I'm like
wait bird (1:07:16 PM): "dude i don't kow"
wait bird (1:07:21 PM): and then they take out this machete, right
wait bird (1:07:25 PM): this big fuckig machete
wait bird (1:07:26 PM): and like
wait bird (1:07:29 PM): saw off my fingernails
wait bird (1:07:32 PM): and then they feed them to me.
wait bird (1:07:34 PM): and then i'm like
wait bird (1:07:40 PM): "ohhh! he was a centrist!"
wait bird (1:07:41 PM): and they're like
wait bird (1:07:45 PM): "VERY GOOD!"
wait bird (1:07:48 PM): and then they glue my fingernails back on
wait bird (1:07:56 PM): and give me a kit kat bar to apologize.
wait bird (1:07:59 PM): and then it starts all over again.