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Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 148 proof, with specific scores in beer (120) , wine (133), and liquor (78).
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender
:
You scored higher than 97%
on proof
You scored higher than 99%
on beer index
You scored higher than 99%
on wine index
You scored higher than 92%
on liquor index
Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid
hahaha! I need to learn the names of more mixed drinks, CLEARLY! someone give me a book. too bad this is my TWENTIETH BIRTHDAY ON THURSDAY. Yes, that's right. for people in the area, showing up at the French House around 1030pm on Thurs is a good idea. Also, I would appreciate calls NOW with ideas as to how I should spend my last day as a teenager, other than writing this HORRID PAPER.