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THAT WAS A CRAZY GAME OF POKER
My twenty thrown down in my fist of rage And the man to my left just folded down Johnny doubled up with a Royal Flush I had three jacks and a pair of nines My mind is turning just two shots more There's not much left to play Then dude walks in Black hat on top, what a mop I'm lucky it wasn't a county cop, cause I'm just running out of time Who's up for game two, what to do? My wallets getting thin and I just lost my watch last night I got a problem, just one answer got to throw it all down And kiss it goodbye That was a crazy game of poker I lost it all But someday I'll be back again And I'm never to fall Never to fall Who's up for game three? I can barely see the bourbon drowning next to me And I just lost it all Well there's a man sitting next to me Red with smiling eyes It's funny I don't have no money tonight. That was a crazy game of poker I lost it all But someday I'll be back again And I'm never to fall Never to fall Bada biba... ... ... I say now skitili dat dat dat well how bout that I'm coming out the front never coming out the back I walked into the bar yesterday Cause I had something to do, something to say And Johnny walked in right behind me and I didn't turn around Until I hear the sound of his feet falling On the ground, looked over my shoulder And I saw a clown And I said what are you doing in the bar tonight? And I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight? He looked at me with a face full of fright And I said how about a revolution? And he said , right. I say of, you say a, I say revolution, and you say Jah 2x And I said what are you looking at? He hit me across the face with a bat. I grabbed my .45 and I said let's get out and go Well so he opened the door, and said "now, whatcha here for?" I said I'm wanderin' down the road 44 And I said I've been walking for about a thousand years And my feet are growing tired My eyes a little wired Don't know what to do unless I retire And he just said let's play some crazy poker And I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight? He looked at me with a face full of fright And I said how about a revolution? And he said right. I said that was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw I said that was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw But Im not gonna quit and I'm not gonna stop I don't give a shit cause I got the drop Johnny just got two eyes just like mine And I'm feeling kind of funky, kinda fine Cause I drank a bottle of whiskey before I came Came to the bar to see what's the same I saw my man named Johnny sitting across the table from And to my left was a man he had no gin He didn't even think about starting to sin The man to my right, wasn't feeling very nice He looked kinda mad and I felt bad Because I took his money last night Now I'm just struggling I need a honey bunny I don't know what to say anymore So Im just going to go out the front door. And I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight? He looked at me with a face full of fright And I said how about a revolution? And he said , right. I say of, you say a, I say revolution, and you say Jah, I say of, you say a, I say revolution, and you say Jah jah jah eh-o
fuckin O.A.R. rocked hard last night! universal didnt know what hit them! possibly one of the best gigs they've ever done!!! sarah and i heard a couple posers calling them oar (and anyone who actually knows anything about o.a.r. knows that they HATE IT..its o-a-r separatley and it stands for 'of a revolution') so we made fun of them to their faces but they were shit faced so they laughed and said sorry, then 5 fat fucks tried to get infront of us in the concert and i had the guy next to me pour his beer into one of their purses and i screamed in their ears and punched the back of their heads (it was all actually done to the fat fuck blonde who happened to be the most obnoxious) and before that i had an awesome guy buy me a shot and sarah and i were surrounded by hotties (including andrew who put up with me jumping on his feet when they played crazy game of poker *thanks*) and toward the end of the show i had made lots of new friends and we all banded together to kick the drunk fuck's asses who tried to block my view. i got beads from some guy because i guessed what song they were gonna play next (because o.a.r. jams a lil bit before they actually play a song and you never know whats coming) and finally, when crazy game of poker came on....i just cant even describe it..except orgasmic-as always-and despite the fact that marc is now married, i moved on to jerri because he is just too hott to handle when he is playing his sax...and rich is the asian jimi hendrix <3. to all you mo fo's who weren't at universal last night-sucks for you, i bet you had nothing else better to do on a saturday night. **and andrew and i took sarah's mummy virginity and another one of those creepy worker people tried to scare me by getting all up into my face when he put my harness down...my sister got the hott one who was trying to scare her in line and i of course got the ugly fat one..woo