I'll be if this doesn't fit me like a glove

[beccaboodotcom]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, beccaboodotcom sent to me...

Twelve bands drumming
Eleven asians piping
Ten friends a-leaping
Nine trilogy's dancing
Eight politics a-milking
Seven cigarettes a-swimming
Six lips a-singing
Five bi-i-i-ig screens
Four rock stars
Three classic movies
Two hoop ride's
...and an internet in an astrology.