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I have a fun new icon! Yay for Pucker! Or as Liz would call it...Sprucker!
Anywho, I never did finish that update on my weekend...
Liz and I had a nice dinner and then pre-partied at her place. We played "Fuck the Dealer" and had shots of vodka and a nice Sprucker. (Cheri-Beri pucker and Sprite...mmm tasty!) Then we went to Matt, Kevin, Greg and Todd's. There weren't too many people there but I only knew a few anyway. I didn't really drink once I got there, I only finished the Sprucker I brought with me. I finally met Joe. What an interesting character. I remember I talked to him a lot. And he talks about sex...a lot. Liz warned me! Much later on Liz, Greg and Kevin decided to go back in the sauna. I stayed in the apartment but pretty soon Liz called Joe's phone to talk to me. I hemmed and hawed over whether to go over there but ultimately I went. Before I left though, Kevin came back. I found out later that it was supposedly to get me but he never said anything. So while I was hanging out at the sauna, Greg told me to call Kevin and that his phone was in his pants. He went to the bathroom so I started going through his pants. I was quite shocked to find a condom in his pocket! He proved my statement from dinner wrong...I said that most boys don't just carry them around with them. I told Liz and Lisa tonight that if I hadn't already been sitting on the floor, I would have fallen down laughing. Liz and I didn't say anything though. I just put it back and kept looking for the phone which I found was not there. After Liz and Greg were done cooking themselves like sausage, we left. I ate some Tostitos because I was feeling ill. 6 shots of Vodka and an undetermined amount of Sprucker will do that to you. I think I passed out because I only remember 5 minutes of "Win A Date With Tad Hamilton"!
So then I got up after Liz went to work, visited her, took her camera in, and then got some Long John Silver's (for the grease!) and left town. The ride home wasn't bad because I sang pretty much the whole way. People must have thought I was crazy. Oh well! Monday at work was a little rough because my stomach was still recovering from all of the alcohol trauma. Tuesday we had a snow day (which I still don't see the reason for) and yesterday we had a 2-hour delay. It's March for sobbing out loud. Let's get some spring weather up in here! Today we did high school scheduling which was a crazy nightmare but I'm glad it's pretty much done. That shit has taken up 3 days in my class over the last few weeks.
Well tomorrow's plan includes me going over to Lisa's to pre-party a little before Josh and Nick drive us to Wood Hollow. Nick says we'll probably be disappointed since we have it all built up in our heads and he's probably right but oh well. If I feel like I did last weekend, it will be fun no matter what. And Lisa said she might bring a camera so there will be more fun pictures of drunken Jenny! hehe Lizzy is coming home later on this weekend too for her spring break. Yay! I miss her! I can't believe I was just down there a week ago tomorrow. This week flew, thank god!
Oh and one night I wanted to give my opinion on some of the reality shows I caught but LJ wouldn't let me update.
Project Runway--How shocked was I that Jay won? I so thought that Kara Saun had it in the bag. And how the hell did Wendy get that far in the competition? I remember back round about the Postal Service one, one of the judges even said that I think. Anywho, I think that Kara Saun's whole shoe debacle may have had something to do with it. But really, Jay? I mean come on...they were supposed to be designing fashions that real women would want to wear. That one had on a poncho where her arms were pinned to her sides and another had on a lilac straight jacket. Yikes! Okay, enough ranting.
Onto my other rant...The Bachelorette. Now I don't normally watch this show but I happened to be flipping and see the "After the Rose" show or whatever. Can I just say "WHAT A BITCH!" That chick had 2 guys propose to her and one of them was the one she chose too. He's been waiting 3 months for an answer and she shows up and is like "I think we both agree that we are better off as friends" or some shit. Judging by the look on that guy's face, he doesn't agree! She completely blindsided the guy. Now I understand that their relationship not only began under odd circumstances but had to develop under wraps thereafter. But honestly, I don't think the poor guy had a clue that was coming. Well she's 0 for 2. First Andrew Firestone and now Jerry. Damn Jen deserves to be alone if you ask me. Or she'll end up like Bachelor Bob and marry a celebrity now. Hey, I hear Charlie Sheen is getting a divorce...
And one last little thing...I bought some new undies at Victoria's Secret right? I always lay out my clothes the night before so I don't have to mess with that crap in the morning. Welllll, Monday I went to get my stuff to take a shower and my underwear were GONE! My cat is notorious for dragging things around the house so here I am at 5:30 in the morning running all over the place looking for my new underwear all the while yelling at my cat. Well I found them after about 5 minutes...under my bed. Sheesh. Silly cat.
Anywho, I never did finish that update on my weekend...
Liz and I had a nice dinner and then pre-partied at her place. We played "Fuck the Dealer" and had shots of vodka and a nice Sprucker. (Cheri-Beri pucker and Sprite...mmm tasty!) Then we went to Matt, Kevin, Greg and Todd's. There weren't too many people there but I only knew a few anyway. I didn't really drink once I got there, I only finished the Sprucker I brought with me. I finally met Joe. What an interesting character. I remember I talked to him a lot. And he talks about sex...a lot. Liz warned me! Much later on Liz, Greg and Kevin decided to go back in the sauna. I stayed in the apartment but pretty soon Liz called Joe's phone to talk to me. I hemmed and hawed over whether to go over there but ultimately I went. Before I left though, Kevin came back. I found out later that it was supposedly to get me but he never said anything. So while I was hanging out at the sauna, Greg told me to call Kevin and that his phone was in his pants. He went to the bathroom so I started going through his pants. I was quite shocked to find a condom in his pocket! He proved my statement from dinner wrong...I said that most boys don't just carry them around with them. I told Liz and Lisa tonight that if I hadn't already been sitting on the floor, I would have fallen down laughing. Liz and I didn't say anything though. I just put it back and kept looking for the phone which I found was not there. After Liz and Greg were done cooking themselves like sausage, we left. I ate some Tostitos because I was feeling ill. 6 shots of Vodka and an undetermined amount of Sprucker will do that to you. I think I passed out because I only remember 5 minutes of "Win A Date With Tad Hamilton"!
So then I got up after Liz went to work, visited her, took her camera in, and then got some Long John Silver's (for the grease!) and left town. The ride home wasn't bad because I sang pretty much the whole way. People must have thought I was crazy. Oh well! Monday at work was a little rough because my stomach was still recovering from all of the alcohol trauma. Tuesday we had a snow day (which I still don't see the reason for) and yesterday we had a 2-hour delay. It's March for sobbing out loud. Let's get some spring weather up in here! Today we did high school scheduling which was a crazy nightmare but I'm glad it's pretty much done. That shit has taken up 3 days in my class over the last few weeks.
Well tomorrow's plan includes me going over to Lisa's to pre-party a little before Josh and Nick drive us to Wood Hollow. Nick says we'll probably be disappointed since we have it all built up in our heads and he's probably right but oh well. If I feel like I did last weekend, it will be fun no matter what. And Lisa said she might bring a camera so there will be more fun pictures of drunken Jenny! hehe Lizzy is coming home later on this weekend too for her spring break. Yay! I miss her! I can't believe I was just down there a week ago tomorrow. This week flew, thank god!
Oh and one night I wanted to give my opinion on some of the reality shows I caught but LJ wouldn't let me update.
Project Runway--How shocked was I that Jay won? I so thought that Kara Saun had it in the bag. And how the hell did Wendy get that far in the competition? I remember back round about the Postal Service one, one of the judges even said that I think. Anywho, I think that Kara Saun's whole shoe debacle may have had something to do with it. But really, Jay? I mean come on...they were supposed to be designing fashions that real women would want to wear. That one had on a poncho where her arms were pinned to her sides and another had on a lilac straight jacket. Yikes! Okay, enough ranting.
Onto my other rant...The Bachelorette. Now I don't normally watch this show but I happened to be flipping and see the "After the Rose" show or whatever. Can I just say "WHAT A BITCH!" That chick had 2 guys propose to her and one of them was the one she chose too. He's been waiting 3 months for an answer and she shows up and is like "I think we both agree that we are better off as friends" or some shit. Judging by the look on that guy's face, he doesn't agree! She completely blindsided the guy. Now I understand that their relationship not only began under odd circumstances but had to develop under wraps thereafter. But honestly, I don't think the poor guy had a clue that was coming. Well she's 0 for 2. First Andrew Firestone and now Jerry. Damn Jen deserves to be alone if you ask me. Or she'll end up like Bachelor Bob and marry a celebrity now. Hey, I hear Charlie Sheen is getting a divorce...
And one last little thing...I bought some new undies at Victoria's Secret right? I always lay out my clothes the night before so I don't have to mess with that crap in the morning. Welllll, Monday I went to get my stuff to take a shower and my underwear were GONE! My cat is notorious for dragging things around the house so here I am at 5:30 in the morning running all over the place looking for my new underwear all the while yelling at my cat. Well I found them after about 5 minutes...under my bed. Sheesh. Silly cat.