"Do you want some soap and water?"
OMG...
Okay so I really can't believe how calm I am after what just happened to me.
I went to Rally's to get some food. It's my addiction lately. I am going to get ginormous eating it but I can't help it.
At any rate, the girl goes to hand me my Red Creme Soda...and it explodes in my hand. It went all over her, all over the outside of my car, all over the inside of my car, down the sleeve of my coat, down the sleeve of my sweater, into my armpit, down my side, and yes, into my underwear. (Sorry for that detail...) I was completely covered in Red Creme Soda. And my reaction? Nothing. Just a look of shock and disbelief if I recall correctly. The girl started apologizing and got me some paper towels. It didn't really do all that much to help. Then she comes back and goes "Do you want some soap and water?" What the hell for? To shower with? Oh wait, I showered in RED CREME SODA! And the ice cube in my crotch was a nice touch too.
I came home and had to take off everything and throw it in the washer. I felt disgusting. I was all wet and sticky. I should take a shower but first I need to clean the inside of my car and then take it to the car wash for the outside. I just can't believe how calm I was. I didn't get mad, I didn't yell, and when she apologized I said it was OKAY! Okay? What the hell was I thinking!? And so, I'm off to clean my car and then take a nap. I need it. Unless it takes me until midnight to clean my car. Then I'll just go to bed.
Okay so I really can't believe how calm I am after what just happened to me.
I went to Rally's to get some food. It's my addiction lately. I am going to get ginormous eating it but I can't help it.
At any rate, the girl goes to hand me my Red Creme Soda...and it explodes in my hand. It went all over her, all over the outside of my car, all over the inside of my car, down the sleeve of my coat, down the sleeve of my sweater, into my armpit, down my side, and yes, into my underwear. (Sorry for that detail...) I was completely covered in Red Creme Soda. And my reaction? Nothing. Just a look of shock and disbelief if I recall correctly. The girl started apologizing and got me some paper towels. It didn't really do all that much to help. Then she comes back and goes "Do you want some soap and water?" What the hell for? To shower with? Oh wait, I showered in RED CREME SODA! And the ice cube in my crotch was a nice touch too.
I came home and had to take off everything and throw it in the washer. I felt disgusting. I was all wet and sticky. I should take a shower but first I need to clean the inside of my car and then take it to the car wash for the outside. I just can't believe how calm I was. I didn't get mad, I didn't yell, and when she apologized I said it was OKAY! Okay? What the hell was I thinking!? And so, I'm off to clean my car and then take a nap. I need it. Unless it takes me until midnight to clean my car. Then I'll just go to bed.