Dear Santa

Dec 19, 2005 17:02


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In September I bought porn for jamaican_mx (10 points). In November I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Monday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last month never_trusted00 and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In October I stole gypsy140's purse (-30 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-9 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
becca00chan

That's the first one.


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday I set jamaican_mx's puppy on fire (-66 points). In March I donated bone marrow to never_trusted00 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Saturday I helped irann2atruck see the light (8 points). In April reldur and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Friday I pushed papalayne in the mud (-17 points).

Overall, I've been nice (175 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!

Sincerely,
becca00chan

Im sorry Bailey!!!!
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