002 ♜ [video]

[becauseheswill]

[The video feed switches on to show a dark haired teenager sitting at a desk in a room that looks like a fairly normal apartment. It's not quite messy or organized, with things arranged in a fashion that suggests he at least tries to keep the space straightened, and a large, dark furred tabby cat is sitting on the desk next to him, looking at the camera as well. He speaks with an English accent, and is missing the pinky and ring finger of his left hand.]

So that was a flood. I guess at leas that's out of the way. Any more surprises the Barge has in store no one's mentioned yet?

For those of you who've missed it because of the flood, I'm Will Parry. I'm a warden, I live in Oxford, and I got here a few days ago.