Welcome back, dear Reef!
The dive bar/diner my ex boyfriend (a different one, btw, than the one who was partially eaten by the burmese python) burned down is FINALLY REOPENING THIS WEEKEND.
I will not be there. I will be beach camping with good friends and dogs. But damn it, I will be getting 'faced on a weeknight in that shitty little back room soon enough.
Hurrah for the return of A.M. Happy Hour! And never let Kegan into your blessed kitchen again!
(Sorry Keg0r. But srsly, YOU BURNT DOWN THE FUCKING REEF.)