Cool as Ice
Recently, when I logged onto Netflix, on my recommendation list next to Trancers, The Big Lebowski, Louis CK, and The Dunwich Horror, was: Vanilla Ice: Cool As Ice.
No shit, Vanilla Ice. I don't know what the fuck I watched to make Netflix think I needed to see this film, but if their AI thinks I needs to watch it, who am I to argue? So I put it on. This trailer should give you an idea of what I was in for:
So I watched it. The whole thing. After the cavorting-in-a-construction-site scene, I almost gave up, but ended up making it through the whole thing.
And this is how I felt about it:
Oh my god those pants.
This film made it all the way through shooting, editing, and being released. By Universal Studios.
P.S. I swear I do not have a lazy eye, just the angle of the camera was weird or something.
No shit, Vanilla Ice. I don't know what the fuck I watched to make Netflix think I needed to see this film, but if their AI thinks I needs to watch it, who am I to argue? So I put it on. This trailer should give you an idea of what I was in for:
Click to viewSo I watched it. The whole thing. After the cavorting-in-a-construction-site scene, I almost gave up, but ended up making it through the whole thing.
And this is how I felt about it:
Oh my god those pants.
This film made it all the way through shooting, editing, and being released. By Universal Studios.
P.S. I swear I do not have a lazy eye, just the angle of the camera was weird or something.