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you know youre from san angelo if :
1.you cant find a boyfriend because theyre all busy going through their gay phase.
2. your idea of being goth is an AFI shirt and a shitty attitude.
3. youd rather drink a beer than a glass of tap water
5. you cant be in Wal Mart for 10 minutes without seeing someone you at least vaguely know
6. a fun night out is reading half of a book at Hastings and then meeting up with your loud, attention deprived friends at IHOP
7. everytime businesses put up "Pray for Rain" signs, the town floods.
8. youve said someone was from Grape Creek like it was an insult.
9. you still refer to International Buffet as Shakey's
10. youve touched the bruise on the leg of a stripper at Maximus.
11. you were amazed that they didnt have Town and Countrys in Austin.
12. youve been in Gutierrez funeral home only to realize that the tape of organ music they pump into the wake would be better suited in a Corona commercial.
13. the death metal nerds that show up at your party tell you how much your music sucks and take it upon themselves to pop in a CD of incoherent thrash into YOUR stereo.
14. you know a person who swears they somehow were acquainted with the Los Lonely Boys
15. you notice everything is named after Porter Henderson and Edd B. Keyes and you have no idea why.
16. the carnival always seems to fall on a night that is fucking cold, fucking windy or both.
18. the school wont fix the broken toilets or bent lockers but will happily buy an electronic marquee that will tell you what youre having for that today.
19. youll go to a Pat Green or Bowling for Soup concert just to have something to do.
20.youve moved to Austin only to find all of your new friends are originally from San Angelo
1.you cant find a boyfriend because theyre all busy going through their gay phase.
2. your idea of being goth is an AFI shirt and a shitty attitude.
3. youd rather drink a beer than a glass of tap water
5. you cant be in Wal Mart for 10 minutes without seeing someone you at least vaguely know
6. a fun night out is reading half of a book at Hastings and then meeting up with your loud, attention deprived friends at IHOP
7. everytime businesses put up "Pray for Rain" signs, the town floods.
8. youve said someone was from Grape Creek like it was an insult.
9. you still refer to International Buffet as Shakey's
10. youve touched the bruise on the leg of a stripper at Maximus.
11. you were amazed that they didnt have Town and Countrys in Austin.
12. youve been in Gutierrez funeral home only to realize that the tape of organ music they pump into the wake would be better suited in a Corona commercial.
13. the death metal nerds that show up at your party tell you how much your music sucks and take it upon themselves to pop in a CD of incoherent thrash into YOUR stereo.
14. you know a person who swears they somehow were acquainted with the Los Lonely Boys
15. you notice everything is named after Porter Henderson and Edd B. Keyes and you have no idea why.
16. the carnival always seems to fall on a night that is fucking cold, fucking windy or both.
18. the school wont fix the broken toilets or bent lockers but will happily buy an electronic marquee that will tell you what youre having for that today.
19. youll go to a Pat Green or Bowling for Soup concert just to have something to do.
20.youve moved to Austin only to find all of your new friends are originally from San Angelo