A linguistic anthropology pun.
The setting : last night, in bed.
The players : Me and Jer, aka bec76 and zodarzone
The book : Frequent Flyer, by Kinky Friedman
Me : Just let me finish this chapter, ok?
Me : (reads)
Me : Ok, chapter 22. Here you go.
(Jer takes book and puts it on the night stand, then turns out the light.)
Jer : Chapter 22? You just started that book an hour ago.
Me : Well, he writes in short chapters. Besides, I read fast, you know that.
Jer : You... you... wordovore.
Me : Yup, I'm a morpheme addict. (Ba-dum-bump-chish!)