(no subject)
J: you could move here
P: what would I do?
J: uh, work at bennigan's, where boys go to drink. survey. gather data. report back to me in the morning.
P: and I don't get any action from getting YOU action?
J: you'll be a bartender. you'll get action, i promise.
P: point taken
J: maybe they'll swing both ways.
P: hey, no problems there. i can share.
J: sweet
P: and now you're thinking..."is he serious? Oh God what do I say!?!"
J: sweet!
P: nicely played
J: thank you. see, i know that's a joke.
P: yeah. it is. no attraction to the penis. frankly, I don't see how you women put up with it. if I were a girl I'd totally be a lesbian.
J: i go for the man behind the penis.
P: yeah, but the penis is still *there*...dangling.
P: what would I do?
J: uh, work at bennigan's, where boys go to drink. survey. gather data. report back to me in the morning.
P: and I don't get any action from getting YOU action?
J: you'll be a bartender. you'll get action, i promise.
P: point taken
J: maybe they'll swing both ways.
P: hey, no problems there. i can share.
J: sweet
P: and now you're thinking..."is he serious? Oh God what do I say!?!"
J: sweet!
P: nicely played
J: thank you. see, i know that's a joke.
P: yeah. it is. no attraction to the penis. frankly, I don't see how you women put up with it. if I were a girl I'd totally be a lesbian.
J: i go for the man behind the penis.
P: yeah, but the penis is still *there*...dangling.