two centi_50 drabbles

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title: when life gives you lemons it makes a great projectile 
fandom: the office 
character(s)/pairing(s): jim/pam, dwight/angela 
rating: pg 
word count: 100
prompt: lemonade for centi_50  
spoilers: none.

summary: au. the shrutes move in across the street from the halperts. jim knew this was cause for concern.

For the record, Jim knew this was a disaster for the moment the bespeckled ex-farmer and petite blonde moved in. But no, he was being “alarmist.”

With a son and daughter like the Halperts, Pam thought the Shrutes would make perfect neighbors. Jim was skeptical.

What followed was ten years of lemonade-stand rivalries, meetings about grass height, and missing mail.

Jim painted their shed a whorish green, Dwight retaliated. The wives simply shook their heads.

Of course that’s nothing compared to the day he found Cecelia and the Shrute-boy holding hands. Just sowing the seeds of his first heart attack.

title: be true to your school 
fandom: the office 
character(s)/pairing(s): roy/katy 
rating: pg 
word count: 100
prompt: beer for centi_50 
spoilers: none

summary: a cheerleader and football player from opposing teams meet in the parking lot after a game. years later, this they will not remember.
Adrenaline is still pumping through his veins as Roy waits outside the stadium for the rest of the team.

“Got a light?”

The tiny, feminine voice matches the speaker, a cheerleader. Her red hair is tied back in a perky ponytail and she’s dressed in enemy colors. But the body underneath it is worth flirting with the competition.

He clicks his lighter beneath the cigarette between her lips.

“Thanks.”

He leans back against a minivan.

“There’s a party at my buddy’s house later. Free beer.” He shrugs like he doesn’t care.

She giggles, sidestepping.

“I don’t sleep with the enemy.”