A message from Kimski and Embo...
AIGHT....
Let us slow it on down so you can catch the flow.... :)
Our beloved Chilltown member got the boot on tonight's episode of Big Brother All Stars...
So umm we're pretty pissed and umm...we're pretty sure this bitch needs to go die somewhere.
Are we taking this a bit too seriously? MEH! First off Erika, Boogie didn't like you. He was only using you and wouldn't touch you with a fifteen foot pole in person K THANKS. SECOND, your grandpa died of emphazema so why are you smoking? You look like you aged ten years since the show started. It looks disgusting. So for kicking off our homeboy, go outside to the backyard, light up your nasty cancer and go flip your hair some more K? K cool.
PS.
WELL since we're on a roll, let's discuss some other topics on our minds SHALL WE?
WHERE ARE THESE HANSON TOUR DATES? They are making us CRAAAAAZZZZZY!!! We need to plan our lives accordingly so yo Hanson, please post those fall tour dates pronto k awesome.
MOVING ALONG...
Guys and Girls who hit on others when they are already in a relationship are ridiculous. What are you trying to do? These people aren't going to leave their bf/gf's for you so back the fuck off! It's a common respect that you should have. We see it SO much!!! Especially when we go out on Saturday nights or when we go to Legends and married guys hit on us and our moms. It's WRONG! We don't want you, THEY don't want you...go stop being so el desperato and find yourself SOMEONE SINGLE.
HAHAHAHA okay and Jessica Simpson special! Anyone watch that? No? Okay GOOD because all you missed was her crying over herself. ALRIGHT? SHE dumped NICK. She wanted the divorce so are we supposed to sit there and watch MTV and cry and be like, "omg Jessica...that's so sad, you poor thing!!!" ?!??! ..............I don't think sOoOooOoOo!
Hey to all the clingy friends out there ---> "and I'm like GET OUT MY FACE!!! Before I spray your ass with MACE!!! OH SHIT!"
:)
Hate us yet?
:)
We also think it blows balls that Kim is leaving soon. Yeah. THANKS ANDY. WE BOTH WANT A DIVORCE! :) :) :) :) Love ya bitch xo
OH SHIT! Us nigs gotta bounce. Don't go delete us off your top 8 now otherwise we'll go cry in the corner :( :( :( AWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Love, Ems & Kims [BFF's]
ps: It's WHAT IT IS!!!
As a sidenote....
ANDY COMES HOME TOMORROW!!!! I can't believe these last 6 weeks have gone so fast. I feel like Emily and I were walking the streets of New York City just last week. This summer has been an amazing one, all thanks to Emily. =) I'm sad that it's coming to an end, but tomorrow I'm starting a new chapter in my life. I can't wait for Andy to come home and for us to start out lives together in Omaha. Buying our first house, testing out the waters of married life.... ahh, it'll be so exciting. Haha. I really can't wait to see him though... you guys have no idea how excited I am. I never thought this day would come, and now it feels like it came a lot sooner than I thought. Anyway, we're driving down to Omaha on Saturday and I SHOULD have internet there so you'll be getting updates from me, NO WORRIES!! xoxo bitches.
Let us slow it on down so you can catch the flow.... :)
Our beloved Chilltown member got the boot on tonight's episode of Big Brother All Stars...
So umm we're pretty pissed and umm...we're pretty sure this bitch needs to go die somewhere.
Are we taking this a bit too seriously? MEH! First off Erika, Boogie didn't like you. He was only using you and wouldn't touch you with a fifteen foot pole in person K THANKS. SECOND, your grandpa died of emphazema so why are you smoking? You look like you aged ten years since the show started. It looks disgusting. So for kicking off our homeboy, go outside to the backyard, light up your nasty cancer and go flip your hair some more K? K cool.
PS.
WELL since we're on a roll, let's discuss some other topics on our minds SHALL WE?
WHERE ARE THESE HANSON TOUR DATES? They are making us CRAAAAAZZZZZY!!! We need to plan our lives accordingly so yo Hanson, please post those fall tour dates pronto k awesome.
MOVING ALONG...
Guys and Girls who hit on others when they are already in a relationship are ridiculous. What are you trying to do? These people aren't going to leave their bf/gf's for you so back the fuck off! It's a common respect that you should have. We see it SO much!!! Especially when we go out on Saturday nights or when we go to Legends and married guys hit on us and our moms. It's WRONG! We don't want you, THEY don't want you...go stop being so el desperato and find yourself SOMEONE SINGLE.
HAHAHAHA okay and Jessica Simpson special! Anyone watch that? No? Okay GOOD because all you missed was her crying over herself. ALRIGHT? SHE dumped NICK. She wanted the divorce so are we supposed to sit there and watch MTV and cry and be like, "omg Jessica...that's so sad, you poor thing!!!" ?!??! ..............I don't think sOoOooOoOo!
Hey to all the clingy friends out there ---> "and I'm like GET OUT MY FACE!!! Before I spray your ass with MACE!!! OH SHIT!"
:)
Hate us yet?
:)
We also think it blows balls that Kim is leaving soon. Yeah. THANKS ANDY. WE BOTH WANT A DIVORCE! :) :) :) :) Love ya bitch xo
OH SHIT! Us nigs gotta bounce. Don't go delete us off your top 8 now otherwise we'll go cry in the corner :( :( :( AWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Love, Ems & Kims [BFF's]
ps: It's WHAT IT IS!!!
As a sidenote....
ANDY COMES HOME TOMORROW!!!! I can't believe these last 6 weeks have gone so fast. I feel like Emily and I were walking the streets of New York City just last week. This summer has been an amazing one, all thanks to Emily. =) I'm sad that it's coming to an end, but tomorrow I'm starting a new chapter in my life. I can't wait for Andy to come home and for us to start out lives together in Omaha. Buying our first house, testing out the waters of married life.... ahh, it'll be so exciting. Haha. I really can't wait to see him though... you guys have no idea how excited I am. I never thought this day would come, and now it feels like it came a lot sooner than I thought. Anyway, we're driving down to Omaha on Saturday and I SHOULD have internet there so you'll be getting updates from me, NO WORRIES!! xoxo bitches.