Dream A Little Dream
Usually I have horrid nightmares about my own death or people I care about. Those have now been replaced with dreams of big name Islamic Terrorists. Most notably has been "Osama Bin Laden's Dance Party 2005" where he and his followers are dancing around a large bonfire to "Dare" by the Gorillaz.
Last night I had a vision of Saddam Hussein. While in court for crimes against humanity, he stands up and declares he has an announcement - He'd like to make a formal apology to the world. Suddenly members of the audience rise bearing homemade instruments (the guitar was made out of an AK-47). The lights dim and a spotlight appears on Saddam as he delivers this apology by doing a heartfelt rendition of Go Sailor's "A Fine Day For Sailing". When finished, the entire court room erupts with wild applause. Champagne is poured, hugs are given and the entire world gives a sigh of relief.
I'd really rather not go to sleep anymore.