Yes, It's True
I just spent twenty bucks...well, $19.99...on a jar of mustard.
But...but...but...hear me out!
This is not any mustard! This isn't the nasty yellow shit Americans call mustard. This is the real deal! This is Moutarde de Meaux! Look at this stuff:
It has substance! It has character! It has texture! It has flavor! It is a thing of beauty!
And, by no coincidence, it comes from the same area as my ancestors.
Come to mama! Or cousin...or something.
Oh, the twenty bucks. Yeah, no way I could actually afford that currently. I was able to make this purchase due to the generosity of my new employers who surprised me with $100 in Amazon gift cards, today. This has been on my Amazon wish list for more than half a year.
Oh, and the reason this stuff costs so freaking much in the states? There is a 100% tariff on it. I wonder how much French's (I wish I were) Mustard had to pay for that.
But...but...but...hear me out!
This is not any mustard! This isn't the nasty yellow shit Americans call mustard. This is the real deal! This is Moutarde de Meaux! Look at this stuff:
It has substance! It has character! It has texture! It has flavor! It is a thing of beauty!
And, by no coincidence, it comes from the same area as my ancestors.
Come to mama! Or cousin...or something.
Oh, the twenty bucks. Yeah, no way I could actually afford that currently. I was able to make this purchase due to the generosity of my new employers who surprised me with $100 in Amazon gift cards, today. This has been on my Amazon wish list for more than half a year.
Oh, and the reason this stuff costs so freaking much in the states? There is a 100% tariff on it. I wonder how much French's (I wish I were) Mustard had to pay for that.