Taking it for a test run.
Basics
Name:Shannon Marie cute as can be, and she's mamma's little pride and joy!- a little ditty my mother used to sing to me
Age:20 days to 21
Geographical Location:Ashevegas, NC
Relationship Status: sorry boys, i'm smitten.
Occupation:Waitress and aspiring Psychologist. (Don't worry, I won't try to tell you what diseases you have.)
You (Pick 5 of the 10 questions to answer)
1. Biggest turn on & turn off:Turn on is nice hands. Artist boys always have really nice hands but my experience with them horrible.meh. and Turn off is no sense of humor, I can't help it, I'm a laugher.
2. Make us laugh (picture, video, or text):
3. Show us your concept of beauty (ONE image of a face and ONE of an object, design, painting, photograph, etc.):
4. What gets your goat?
5. Pick an interest in your userinfo. Explain.I chose setting the table from my interests to share. I have a big family and when we get around to having family dinners, I always like to set the table so it's pretty. For Thanksgiving every year, I set the table and make everyone little handmade place cards with their name and a turkey or corn on it. They are so cute. I laminated the last set of them because my mom really liked them. (We are lame, I know)
6. Inform us of, preferably display, some hidden talent(s) - something unique & interesting. I am a shape shifter
7. Why the hell are you applying here?
8. Teach us something. "Lowballing" is a real social psychology term. It is defined as a strategy whereby a salesperson induces a customer to agree to purchase a product at a very low cost, then, when at the register, the salesperson pretends like they made an error and raises the price. More often than not, people go ahead and buy the item at the raised price because they have already convinced themselves that they wanted the item.
9. This is your space to do anything you like. Go for it.
I do impressions.
me.
me as tyra.
me as conan.
me as the Olson twins.
10. If you were going to be stranded on a deserted island, you'd take:
The Community (Answer Everything)
Who is the supreme overlord of the universe?Alan though he refuses to challenge my thrown.
Define Beauty OR Bitch. (Pull from dictionaries and we'll reject you on the spot.) Bitch is defined as someone who is sassy and confident and can make other people feel bad about themselves while maintaining a well liked status. Bitches have class; they are not trashy. Bitches are not hated; they are loathed.
Promote us in your userinfo, a post in your journal or in an active community not solely set up for promotion. Link us directly to your promotion. (Advertise in a community that doesn't allow it and you'll be auto-rejected and banned.):NO. Ban me. i Dare you (no please don't, i'm just too lazy.)
If you were allowed a threesome opportunity with any two Stamped Members, whom would you choose and why?
Hmm. I'll spare you all from any pictures this time, but if I were allowed a threesome with two Stamped Members it would have to be...
Melinda- You are like a perfect little china doll. I loved your hair blonde, but the new red gives you so much more spice(is it still red?). You have been in this community since before I joined and you are still mysterious. The fact that you aspire to be a funeral directer is the bomb and super sexy (not! dead people totally DON'T turn me on ;>)
Elizabeth(freebasil)- You remind me of Fergie for some reason, and I EFFING LOVE Fergie. I think you are beautiful.
Pick one existing member and one recent applicant who ought to be dressed as seals and thrown into shark-infested waters. Colourfully explain your choice. (Hint: This is your chance to show us your stuff. Wuss out and you'll be automatically rejected.)
Jillian-
1.Cheer up emo kid. Why do you always look so sad and constipated in your pictures?
2.Fat people who CAN help the fact they are fat and make me hope for social darwinism more every time I see them. More so when they're bastards too. If you're going to be a slob, be a cheerful slob. this is ignorant, just ignorant. Being skinny doesn't give you the right to be a bitch while the rest of the fat world has to be happy. Maybe they are sick and tired of people judging them. Fat people have all the right to be unhappy, you on the other hand, don't.
3.Lock: Stock survey says...*whahwhahh whahhhh* no jill, the answer we were looking for was shannon.
4.Quit posting shit about how fucking happy you are in your life and relationship, miz perfect.
5.You are WAY cooler on the internet than in real life, trust me guys.
I didn't get to vote on this one, so I do it now.
http://community.livejournal.com/beautyandbitch/830461.html#cutid1
Sydney from Florida... for some reason your face reminds me of a blowup doll. The second picture especially. Never do that again please. Your writing style is horrendous and nobody here asked you to bore us with a long/bad story.
I plan to die doing something I love, be it something from my bucket list, to sex.
Did this sound wrong to you when you read it in your head? It is all sorts of awkward. And so your telling me that sex is on your bucket list as something you want to do before you die? Why even put it on there, just fucking do it. Have sex now. Don't wait and put it on a list. That's just weird.
Explain to us in amusing detail the best reason(s) for rejecting your application.I didn't take it very seriously, I didn't promote, my ashley and mary kate impressions looked the same, you secretly hate me and wish me out of the community.
What question do you feel should be on this application? Why? Now answer the question.
I you were given the chance to have free plastic surgery by the WORLD's leading plastic surgeon (so there is no chance that they would mess up), what would you change about yourself and why?
Because: It would be interesting to know what that one thing that people don't like about themselves is.
Answer: love handles, definitely the love handles.
Pictures:
At least three clear face shots- this means face forward, no high contrast. Ten picture maximum: one must be a candid shot, another a salute.
Im making a face at my mother because she wouldn't take the picture. These are all of my brothers.
Brothers and I all fancied up. Robby is missing.I am not happy apparently.
some chalk art i did.
END.
Name:Shannon Marie cute as can be, and she's mamma's little pride and joy!- a little ditty my mother used to sing to me
Age:20 days to 21
Geographical Location:Ashevegas, NC
Relationship Status: sorry boys, i'm smitten.
Occupation:Waitress and aspiring Psychologist. (Don't worry, I won't try to tell you what diseases you have.)
You (Pick 5 of the 10 questions to answer)
1. Biggest turn on & turn off:Turn on is nice hands. Artist boys always have really nice hands but my experience with them horrible.meh. and Turn off is no sense of humor, I can't help it, I'm a laugher.
2. Make us laugh (picture, video, or text):
3. Show us your concept of beauty (ONE image of a face and ONE of an object, design, painting, photograph, etc.):
4. What gets your goat?
5. Pick an interest in your userinfo. Explain.I chose setting the table from my interests to share. I have a big family and when we get around to having family dinners, I always like to set the table so it's pretty. For Thanksgiving every year, I set the table and make everyone little handmade place cards with their name and a turkey or corn on it. They are so cute. I laminated the last set of them because my mom really liked them. (We are lame, I know)
6. Inform us of, preferably display, some hidden talent(s) - something unique & interesting. I am a shape shifter
7. Why the hell are you applying here?
8. Teach us something. "Lowballing" is a real social psychology term. It is defined as a strategy whereby a salesperson induces a customer to agree to purchase a product at a very low cost, then, when at the register, the salesperson pretends like they made an error and raises the price. More often than not, people go ahead and buy the item at the raised price because they have already convinced themselves that they wanted the item.
9. This is your space to do anything you like. Go for it.
I do impressions.
me.
me as tyra.
me as conan.
me as the Olson twins.
10. If you were going to be stranded on a deserted island, you'd take:
The Community (Answer Everything)
Who is the supreme overlord of the universe?Alan though he refuses to challenge my thrown.
Define Beauty OR Bitch. (Pull from dictionaries and we'll reject you on the spot.) Bitch is defined as someone who is sassy and confident and can make other people feel bad about themselves while maintaining a well liked status. Bitches have class; they are not trashy. Bitches are not hated; they are loathed.
Promote us in your userinfo, a post in your journal or in an active community not solely set up for promotion. Link us directly to your promotion. (Advertise in a community that doesn't allow it and you'll be auto-rejected and banned.):NO. Ban me. i Dare you (no please don't, i'm just too lazy.)
If you were allowed a threesome opportunity with any two Stamped Members, whom would you choose and why?
Hmm. I'll spare you all from any pictures this time, but if I were allowed a threesome with two Stamped Members it would have to be...
Melinda- You are like a perfect little china doll. I loved your hair blonde, but the new red gives you so much more spice(is it still red?). You have been in this community since before I joined and you are still mysterious. The fact that you aspire to be a funeral directer is the bomb and super sexy (not! dead people totally DON'T turn me on ;>)
Elizabeth(freebasil)- You remind me of Fergie for some reason, and I EFFING LOVE Fergie. I think you are beautiful.
Pick one existing member and one recent applicant who ought to be dressed as seals and thrown into shark-infested waters. Colourfully explain your choice. (Hint: This is your chance to show us your stuff. Wuss out and you'll be automatically rejected.)
Jillian-
1.Cheer up emo kid. Why do you always look so sad and constipated in your pictures?
2.Fat people who CAN help the fact they are fat and make me hope for social darwinism more every time I see them. More so when they're bastards too. If you're going to be a slob, be a cheerful slob. this is ignorant, just ignorant. Being skinny doesn't give you the right to be a bitch while the rest of the fat world has to be happy. Maybe they are sick and tired of people judging them. Fat people have all the right to be unhappy, you on the other hand, don't.
3.Lock: Stock survey says...*whahwhahh whahhhh* no jill, the answer we were looking for was shannon.
4.Quit posting shit about how fucking happy you are in your life and relationship, miz perfect.
5.You are WAY cooler on the internet than in real life, trust me guys.
I didn't get to vote on this one, so I do it now.
http://community.livejournal.com/beautyandbitch/830461.html#cutid1
Sydney from Florida... for some reason your face reminds me of a blowup doll. The second picture especially. Never do that again please. Your writing style is horrendous and nobody here asked you to bore us with a long/bad story.
I plan to die doing something I love, be it something from my bucket list, to sex.
Did this sound wrong to you when you read it in your head? It is all sorts of awkward. And so your telling me that sex is on your bucket list as something you want to do before you die? Why even put it on there, just fucking do it. Have sex now. Don't wait and put it on a list. That's just weird.
Explain to us in amusing detail the best reason(s) for rejecting your application.I didn't take it very seriously, I didn't promote, my ashley and mary kate impressions looked the same, you secretly hate me and wish me out of the community.
What question do you feel should be on this application? Why? Now answer the question.
I you were given the chance to have free plastic surgery by the WORLD's leading plastic surgeon (so there is no chance that they would mess up), what would you change about yourself and why?
Because: It would be interesting to know what that one thing that people don't like about themselves is.
Answer: love handles, definitely the love handles.
Pictures:
At least three clear face shots- this means face forward, no high contrast. Ten picture maximum: one must be a candid shot, another a salute.
Im making a face at my mother because she wouldn't take the picture. These are all of my brothers.
Brothers and I all fancied up. Robby is missing.I am not happy apparently.
some chalk art i did.
END.