Fresh Meat.
Basics
Name:Samantha. More like Samzorn.
Age: 16
Geographical Location: Connecticut.
Sexual Orientation: Straight.
Relationship Status: I like this boy. He's pretty cool.
Occupation: I learn things and make music. And rely on my family for money.
Stuff
Biggest Turn On: Willingness to watch Babar: The Movie/Mallet Percussionists.
Biggest Turn Off: Arrogance and immaturity.
Who is the Supreme Overlord of the Universe? bondage_siren and x_onlyindreams_
What would make you want to slap someone? I'm not really big on the physical violence type deal. Try not to step on puppies, though, because that's a slappable offense.
Any interesting hidden talents? (Like something unique & interesting) I can make an excellent fish face. Which is unique, I suppose. And I can play a xylphone with four mallets, two in each hand. Which is unique and interesting. I wish I had a picture of it, but I haven't really thought about taking one. Anyways, it looks like this:
Promote us in your userinfo, a post in your own journal or in an active community which isn't solely set up for promotion. Link us directly to your promotion (not just the community name. If you advertise in a community that doesn't allow it, you will be automatically rejected and banned): Here you go.
How did you hear about us (please put the individual's LJ handle or the word you searched for to find us)?: I was bored and searched for "rating" under interests.
And.
And.
I found this. A community with Jade [last name omitted] in it. Which is a tad bit scary.... o_o
Make us laugh (picture or text):
You've just lost the game. How does that make you feel?
Also:
Show us your concept of Beauty: (provide ONE image of a face and ONE image of an object, design, painting, photograph, etc. that you find visually attractive)
Face = beautiful.
I love sloths, especially baby ones. I do believe it's impossible not to think that's adorable.
More In Depth...
Describe the worst nightmare &/or best dream you've ever had:
Uh. Well. I don't dream that often. So. When I do dream, it's kind of lame.
A year ago, I had a dream that my close friend's older brother, who I am also close with, had died. It was a strangely realistic dream, and I had trouble convincing myself that it was just a dream - two days after I had it, I thought, Hey, maybe Mike can bring me ho-OH WAIT HE'S DEAD. *miserableface* But then I remembered, and life was okay.
What do you like the most about humanity?
I like our ability to feel passionate emotions. Like unrequited love. Humans are really the only species with that can pull that off. Also, you don't see any other species on earth ready to collapse in depression in front of a television screen because a favorite sports team just lost. =|
What would you add to the water supply to improve humans?
Sleep-aids. Humans don't sleep nearly enough.
...I would enjoy it, at least.
Tell us a story (make it interesting):
Once upon a time, I was asked to tell someone a story. So I did. And it was long-winded and boring and I should have never told it in the first place. Then I realized I should never ever tell stories on command (or at all, really) again. So I didn't. The end.
Illustrate the subject of your choice in MS Paint.
I decided to draw a stick figure questioning his purpose in life to illustrate the fact that, in addition to telling interesting stories, I should never be allowed to draw things in MS Paint.
The Community
What other rating communities have you applied to before you came here?
I think I applied to a rating community for band nerds last year on a different username. Alas, I was never really accepted, because the community decided to die right when I applied. And. I forgot the old username. >.<
Explain to us in amusing detail the best reason[s] for rejecting this application.
Mainly because it'd be fun for you guys. Rejecting worthless applicants does seem like fun. Furthermore, I probably spelled something wrong or used improper grammar somewhere, so that's going to be angryface making. And I look/talk like I'm about 13.
But mostly because it'd be really fun.
If you were allowed a threesome opportunity with any two Stamped Members, who would you choose and why?
spoudaios - He has a mastery of the English language, which I admire greatly, considering as I kind of sort of fail at it. There’s also a great deal of anger and such involved, which is always fun. Also: the protruding clavicles are really exciting. =D
and
autumnleaf, - I love her tattoo, and she’s pretty amazingly beautiful. Also. She listed collar bones as a turn on. Which is exciting. The end.
What two members do you wish would contract the black death? Please judge their applications. Your comments should be made here, not on their original application. Make sure you tell us who you're judging. (hint: this is your chance to show us your stuff.)
Dear spoudaios So. You come off as extremely intelligent and a master of the English language. Which is sick. But, yeah. I likes the whole capitalization type deal. And seriously, man. You sound like you're trying to impress everyone with the angry face and the swearing and you've got to stop. You're irritating and should probably cut the whole trying to impress people online thing out. No thanks.
slaving2bfree I'm not saying that everyone's isn't ridiculous, but seriously. Your username is just bad. Throughout the whole application you went from, "Hey, I think you guys are tools for caring this much," to "Please let me join you." Also, you kind of gave me a headache, what with the believing you're all amazing and going world leader and everything. Oh goodness, so proud of you. =D
And the old stripper made me want to die a little.
Anyways, annoying, all that good stuff,no.
Have you read and understood the consequences for breaking the rules?
Yes sah.
What question do you feel should be on this application? Why? Now answer the question.
OMG, lyke, whatareyourfavoritebandsandwhy?!?!
>.>
<.<
After reading some previously rejected applications, I've decided that asking question was not wise.
QIf you could go back in time and change anything about your life, what would it be?
RBecause it would be fun to count how many times people would say "Nothing! I live my life with no regrets!!"
A: Nothing, I like my life. (Here, I'll start the count: 1)
Pictures:
At least three clear face shots- this means face forward, no high contrast. Ten picture maximum: one must be a candid shot, another a salute.
This is my twelve-year old face.
Candid of sorts.
Candid for real.
=)
I had to go find my old, crappy camera (because my pretty one got stolen). The picture is shaky, because my camera is gross, and I have shaky hands. And I'm gross because it's gross today.
Application over.
Name:Samantha. More like Samzorn.
Age: 16
Geographical Location: Connecticut.
Sexual Orientation: Straight.
Relationship Status: I like this boy. He's pretty cool.
Occupation: I learn things and make music. And rely on my family for money.
Stuff
Biggest Turn On: Willingness to watch Babar: The Movie/Mallet Percussionists.
Biggest Turn Off: Arrogance and immaturity.
Who is the Supreme Overlord of the Universe? bondage_siren and x_onlyindreams_
What would make you want to slap someone? I'm not really big on the physical violence type deal. Try not to step on puppies, though, because that's a slappable offense.
Any interesting hidden talents? (Like something unique & interesting) I can make an excellent fish face. Which is unique, I suppose. And I can play a xylphone with four mallets, two in each hand. Which is unique and interesting. I wish I had a picture of it, but I haven't really thought about taking one. Anyways, it looks like this:
Promote us in your userinfo, a post in your own journal or in an active community which isn't solely set up for promotion. Link us directly to your promotion (not just the community name. If you advertise in a community that doesn't allow it, you will be automatically rejected and banned): Here you go.
How did you hear about us (please put the individual's LJ handle or the word you searched for to find us)?: I was bored and searched for "rating" under interests.
And.
And.
I found this. A community with Jade [last name omitted] in it. Which is a tad bit scary.... o_o
Make us laugh (picture or text):
You've just lost the game. How does that make you feel?
Also:
Show us your concept of Beauty: (provide ONE image of a face and ONE image of an object, design, painting, photograph, etc. that you find visually attractive)
Face = beautiful.
I love sloths, especially baby ones. I do believe it's impossible not to think that's adorable.
More In Depth...
Describe the worst nightmare &/or best dream you've ever had:
Uh. Well. I don't dream that often. So. When I do dream, it's kind of lame.
A year ago, I had a dream that my close friend's older brother, who I am also close with, had died. It was a strangely realistic dream, and I had trouble convincing myself that it was just a dream - two days after I had it, I thought, Hey, maybe Mike can bring me ho-OH WAIT HE'S DEAD. *miserableface* But then I remembered, and life was okay.
What do you like the most about humanity?
I like our ability to feel passionate emotions. Like unrequited love. Humans are really the only species with that can pull that off. Also, you don't see any other species on earth ready to collapse in depression in front of a television screen because a favorite sports team just lost. =|
What would you add to the water supply to improve humans?
Sleep-aids. Humans don't sleep nearly enough.
...I would enjoy it, at least.
Tell us a story (make it interesting):
Once upon a time, I was asked to tell someone a story. So I did. And it was long-winded and boring and I should have never told it in the first place. Then I realized I should never ever tell stories on command (or at all, really) again. So I didn't. The end.
Illustrate the subject of your choice in MS Paint.
I decided to draw a stick figure questioning his purpose in life to illustrate the fact that, in addition to telling interesting stories, I should never be allowed to draw things in MS Paint.
The Community
What other rating communities have you applied to before you came here?
I think I applied to a rating community for band nerds last year on a different username. Alas, I was never really accepted, because the community decided to die right when I applied. And. I forgot the old username. >.<
Explain to us in amusing detail the best reason[s] for rejecting this application.
Mainly because it'd be fun for you guys. Rejecting worthless applicants does seem like fun. Furthermore, I probably spelled something wrong or used improper grammar somewhere, so that's going to be angryface making. And I look/talk like I'm about 13.
But mostly because it'd be really fun.
If you were allowed a threesome opportunity with any two Stamped Members, who would you choose and why?
spoudaios - He has a mastery of the English language, which I admire greatly, considering as I kind of sort of fail at it. There’s also a great deal of anger and such involved, which is always fun. Also: the protruding clavicles are really exciting. =D
and
autumnleaf, - I love her tattoo, and she’s pretty amazingly beautiful. Also. She listed collar bones as a turn on. Which is exciting. The end.
What two members do you wish would contract the black death? Please judge their applications. Your comments should be made here, not on their original application. Make sure you tell us who you're judging. (hint: this is your chance to show us your stuff.)
Dear spoudaios So. You come off as extremely intelligent and a master of the English language. Which is sick. But, yeah. I likes the whole capitalization type deal. And seriously, man. You sound like you're trying to impress everyone with the angry face and the swearing and you've got to stop. You're irritating and should probably cut the whole trying to impress people online thing out. No thanks.
slaving2bfree I'm not saying that everyone's isn't ridiculous, but seriously. Your username is just bad. Throughout the whole application you went from, "Hey, I think you guys are tools for caring this much," to "Please let me join you." Also, you kind of gave me a headache, what with the believing you're all amazing and going world leader and everything. Oh goodness, so proud of you. =D
And the old stripper made me want to die a little.
Anyways, annoying, all that good stuff,no.
Have you read and understood the consequences for breaking the rules?
Yes sah.
What question do you feel should be on this application? Why? Now answer the question.
OMG, lyke, whatareyourfavoritebandsandwhy?!?!
>.>
<.<
After reading some previously rejected applications, I've decided that asking question was not wise.
QIf you could go back in time and change anything about your life, what would it be?
RBecause it would be fun to count how many times people would say "Nothing! I live my life with no regrets!!"
A: Nothing, I like my life. (Here, I'll start the count: 1)
Pictures:
At least three clear face shots- this means face forward, no high contrast. Ten picture maximum: one must be a candid shot, another a salute.
This is my twelve-year old face.
Candid of sorts.
Candid for real.
=)
I had to go find my old, crappy camera (because my pretty one got stolen). The picture is shaky, because my camera is gross, and I have shaky hands. And I'm gross because it's gross today.
Application over.