The fallen are the virtuous among us...
In an effort to combat insomnia, these are taken from the princess' blurty.
Laura, your destiny is to be a Director
Whether you know it or not, this is the role that is most in tune with who you are at your core. As a Director, you are an upper-echelon leader with the unique ability to mobilize people and resources in the direction of a goal. You are able to coordinate essential details to ensure maximum progress toward a goal, while eliminating non-essential ones, which gives you a knack for creating efficiency. You trust your gut feeling about things and this makes you thoughtful and skilled at the organization of complex ideas. People admire your wisdom and you make them believe that anything is possible. You are outgoing, charismatic, reliable, and expect the best from people, but it might appear at times that the bottom line is what interests you most. You will only alienate people this way, when you should remember that your real strength lies in your supportive nature that typically inspires people to meet their goals and feel you are a refuge in a chaotic world.
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Laura, your mood tends to swing between Uneasy & Sad.
Most of the time you feel uneasy. Your outlook on life tends to be negative and you spend considerable energy dwelling on your negative feelings and emotions. Your uneasy nature causes you to get worked up over every negative aspect of your life. When you feel sad, your outlook on life tends to be negative and you are plagued by feelings of dissatisfaction.
When you experience the ups and downs of mood swings, the most important thing to remember is that you're not alone. Everyone-even the calmest individual-is liable to fly off the handle now and again.
Well that one suprised me. i consider myself a generally happy person.
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Laura, your Sex IQ is 128!
You scored higher than 95% of other people who have taken our test.
As you were taking the test, we measured how your sexual knowledge stacks up in the 8 areas that contribute to your Sex IQ. You scored highest when it comes to knowing about sexual communication. But it might surprise you how you scored in the other areas that make you sexually smart.
I really doubt that surprises anyone
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The results are in! You are...
78% Untelligent!
You are one smooth chick! Your score is higher than the current worldwide average of 64%!
Your score is unique, however, so keep reading.
Here is the custom report of your personality than led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a resourceful and sly woman:
" The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen. She just isn't tough enough, sir, and avoids any situation that involves violence.
Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a nearly satanic lack of morality, and a complete lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "
Me? Not violent? ok then..
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You are 69% Messianic!
Well, we can't all be the Messiah. You're pretty sacred, but a few candles short of a full wreath. Ever considered sainthood? It only requires three miracles, and we hear they're counting well-executed parallel parking maneuvers these days.
LMAO!
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So there we have it. Maybe I can sleep now.
Laura, your destiny is to be a Director
Whether you know it or not, this is the role that is most in tune with who you are at your core. As a Director, you are an upper-echelon leader with the unique ability to mobilize people and resources in the direction of a goal. You are able to coordinate essential details to ensure maximum progress toward a goal, while eliminating non-essential ones, which gives you a knack for creating efficiency. You trust your gut feeling about things and this makes you thoughtful and skilled at the organization of complex ideas. People admire your wisdom and you make them believe that anything is possible. You are outgoing, charismatic, reliable, and expect the best from people, but it might appear at times that the bottom line is what interests you most. You will only alienate people this way, when you should remember that your real strength lies in your supportive nature that typically inspires people to meet their goals and feel you are a refuge in a chaotic world.
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Laura, your mood tends to swing between Uneasy & Sad.
Most of the time you feel uneasy. Your outlook on life tends to be negative and you spend considerable energy dwelling on your negative feelings and emotions. Your uneasy nature causes you to get worked up over every negative aspect of your life. When you feel sad, your outlook on life tends to be negative and you are plagued by feelings of dissatisfaction.
When you experience the ups and downs of mood swings, the most important thing to remember is that you're not alone. Everyone-even the calmest individual-is liable to fly off the handle now and again.
Well that one suprised me. i consider myself a generally happy person.
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Laura, your Sex IQ is 128!
You scored higher than 95% of other people who have taken our test.
As you were taking the test, we measured how your sexual knowledge stacks up in the 8 areas that contribute to your Sex IQ. You scored highest when it comes to knowing about sexual communication. But it might surprise you how you scored in the other areas that make you sexually smart.
I really doubt that surprises anyone
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The results are in! You are...
78% Untelligent!
You are one smooth chick! Your score is higher than the current worldwide average of 64%!
Your score is unique, however, so keep reading.
Here is the custom report of your personality than led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a resourceful and sly woman:
" The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen. She just isn't tough enough, sir, and avoids any situation that involves violence.
Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a nearly satanic lack of morality, and a complete lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "
Me? Not violent? ok then..
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You are 69% Messianic!
Well, we can't all be the Messiah. You're pretty sacred, but a few candles short of a full wreath. Ever considered sainthood? It only requires three miracles, and we hear they're counting well-executed parallel parking maneuvers these days.
LMAO!
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So there we have it. Maybe I can sleep now.