Making progress everyday

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Apparently, I gave head to Dan while I was taking a piss on the toilet at Chelsea's house (trashed maybe?) We "snuck" into her basement because her parents were away and "lived" there for one night *we marked her basement by rubbing our genitals on the walls and book cases* It was great having sex on the same bed that my best friend lost her virginity on. O lord, I remember that night like it was yesterday. My *friend* wanted to have sex sooo badly with her boyfriend so he drove 20 minutes all the way back to his house at 3 a.m to sneak BACK INTO HIS HOUSE to get a condom WHILE he was drunk. He was going 50 on frenchtown and passed a cop and luckily he didn't pull him over. And the sex wasn't even that great :(

I own you.

Dylan is putting me on a meal plan so I can get fit and kick your fat ass.

tootles bitches