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I feel like
SHIT
I am literally shitting water.
I can't walk. I can't eat. I can barly move...sooooooo
I decided to bring the lap top to the crapper so I can shitbrownpiss while typing!!! yay!!! beautiful.
Of course Dan and I were supposed to go to New Hampshire tomarrow morning to go hiking and make love under a waterfall but of course I need to go and get mineature appliances shoved up my ass and down my throat.
I am getting old people.
by tomarrow I will have 2 root canals, a colonoscopy and an endoscopy under my belt. yes...I know, I suck.