I was inspired by the following lines of dialogue from Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Because it was TOO funny....
So the scene where tiny!Voldemort is still in the orphanage and Dumbledore goes to visit him? Here's what he said that tickled the living out of me.
Lil!Riddle: Are you the Doctor?
Me: *snicker, snort, giggle until my friend about smacks me*
Dumbledore: No, I'm a professor.
Me: *still snickering because the damage has been done*
And thus I bring you....