Samples
Title: Samples
Characters: The Doctor (Ten), Donna, and a couple rather awkward aliens
Summary: written for the Weekly Drabble Challenge #3 by the lovely nschick at doctor_donna, for the prompt 'lipstick'.
Rating: G
Notes: Not really a drabble, more like 200 words or so, but still. Also, this is some seriously random stuff. Wrote it in all of five to ten minutes, and it's all in speech, which isn't my normal style, so I hope it's all right. Thanks for reading!
“Give that back!”
“Not now, Donna. Just let them have it.”
“Oh, I'll let them have it all right....”
“Object identified as non-toxic. Permission to ingest in order to further analyze?”
“Permission granted. Insert object into primary consumption orifice and proceed.”
“I'll show you what orifice to put it in. Doctor, let me go!”
“Preparing to ingest foreign substance. Initializing in five seconds. Four....”
“Donna, it's not a big deal.”
“Three....”
“Maybe to you it's not, but I happen to think it's pretty bloody important, so shut it.”
“Two....”
“Oh, no you don't!”
“One....”
“Oh my....that's disgusting! I'm going to bloody kill him.”
“Actually I think it might be a good idea to run. Just a thought.”
“And why do you say that exactly?”
“You know your lipstick? The one he seems to think is a lollipop?”
“No, the other one. Of course I do, dumbo.”
“You wouldn't happen to be wearing that shade today, would you?”
“Yeah. What about it?”
“I think he likes it a bit much. He's sort of....drooling. And staring at your lips. A lot.”
“Requesting permission to obtain further sample. Full access to human female necessary.”
“Then again, I never looked good in that color. Let's get out of here.”