A plea from my pocket

[beautifulntime]

I know some of you lovely people have my cell number, and that's grand.  You have it because I like you or because you plan to use it to remotely detonate an anti-sparkle bomb underneath Stephenie Meyer's bed, which would also be okay with me.

However, if you live outside of the US (and possibly Canada), please for the love of God do not text me.

Comments

[goldvermilion87]

There is always option #2 - get rid of text plan completely. However it has it's downsides.

FRIEND: Yo! See you at the rockin' party!
ME: Huh?
FRIEND: I texted you. Didn't you get my text?
ME: Huh?
FRIEND: Yesterday. I said, Yo! Rockin party tomorrow!
ME: Huh?
FRIEND: TEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXTTTTTTTTTTT
ME: Oh! I don't have text, sorry.
FRIEND: [is struck dumb]

[beautifulntime]

HAHA!

See, I have unlimited texting, and it works out....until someone in God knows where decides to tell me they bought new shoes last week, and I cringe and try to not waste another some odd cents to text them back just to tell them to e-mail me pictures rather than texting me again.

I actually have a friend who doesn't text. That's my reaction every time I remember. :p

[labourslamp]

Hush, you.

[beautifulntime]

It's not you. No, seriously. It's that vile shade we both know and love.

[labourslamp]

I know, I'm just giving you crap because I just posted the comment below and then realized how much I was...

Er, does "defaming" count when it's true? :p

[labourslamp]

On the other hand, if FRIEND cannot fathom getting in touch with someone without text, I don't know how awesome the party's going to be...

certainly not for intellectually stimulating conversation that shows a willingness to think outside the proverbial box...

[goldvermilion87]

Poor FRIEND. I have maligned him so.

You'd be surprised what interesting and intellectual people are dumbfounded by your lack of texting plan.