Boobie GizzardBrains

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Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = snickle b = doombah
c = goober d = cheesey
e = crusty f = greasy
g = dumbo h = farcus
i = dorky j = doofus
k = funky l = boobie
m = sleezy n = sloopy
o = fluffy p = stinky
q = slimy r = dorfus
s = snooty t = tootsie
u = dipsy v = sneezy
w = liver x = skippy
y = dinky z = z ippy

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new
last name:
a = dippin b = feather
c = giggle d = burger
e = chicken f = barffy
g = lizard h = waffle
i = farkle j = monkey
k = flippin l = fricken
m = bubble n = rhino
o = potty p = hamster
q = buckle r = gizzard
s = lickin t = snickle
u = chuckle v = pickle
w = hubble x = dingle
y = gorilla z = girdle

Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new
last name:
a = butt b = boob
c = face d = nose
e = hump f = breath
g = pants h = shorts
i = lips j = honker
k = head l = tush
m = chunks n = dunkin
o = brains p = biscuits
q = toes r = doodle
s = fanny t = sniffer
u = sprinkles v = frack
w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = hiney z = juice