Jun 09, 2008 09:36
It's time for me to post on here so that you all can read about the wonders, trials, struggles, tribulations, exhultations, failures and victories of my life.
Or you can read this:
You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. One weapon.
2. One song blasting on the speakers.
3. One famous person to fight alongside you.
1. Combat Shotgun - hands down my favorite weapon. Somehow I would have unlimited ammo, and I know there are combat shotguns with a 12 round chamber, so that's pretty sweet too. If this were in the Halo world, I would have chosen the brute Hammer, or the energy sword, but those don't exist.
2. Linkin Park - Bleed It Out
3. Jesus is my first choice, but now that he's all glorified bodied and stuff, I'm not sure if that's even remotely fair... so.... I want to say Bruce Lee, cause he's sweet, but he always gets cut or something in his movies, and that means eventually he'd be a zombie too, and no one wants to fight a Bruce Lee zombie. Chuck Norris is also not fair.... I'm going with George Washington. (Edit: by the way, that's not a joke. George Washington is one of my real heroe's. Getting to meet him would be amazing, and getting to kill zombies with him would be even sweeter!)