almuerza con mi madre
*reading drink menu*
mom: appletini. hornitini. margitini. the owner must be italian!
*scrolls up to top of menu*
mom: oh. "martini list"
five minutes later --
waitress: would you like that with a side of french fries, fresh fruit, or pasta salad?
mom: chips.
mom: appletini. hornitini. margitini. the owner must be italian!
*scrolls up to top of menu*
mom: oh. "martini list"
five minutes later --
waitress: would you like that with a side of french fries, fresh fruit, or pasta salad?
mom: chips.