Who doesnt want to rob a bank?
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October y2m316 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Sunday on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In November I gave gracefulmeadow a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In March I helped amiee_271 hide a body (-173 points). Last Tuesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole archingblade's purse (30 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-243 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
beautiful_sorta