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Title: Wilson's Heart
Author: beautiful_robot
Fandom: Glee
Pairing,Character(s): Jayma Mays rpf
Rating: PG
Spoilers: None
Summary: Jayma meets her long long long lost niece. Crack!fic
Disclaimer: Clearly I own nothing.
Dedicated to the Bubblers who will only get this!
"Who are you?" Jayma asked startled by the young girl pushing her way into her home. "What do you think you're doing barging into my house."
"I'm Amber." The girl said blankly sitting down on the plush sofa.
"Amber?" Jayma was becoming even more confused.
"Yes, Amber. Like that bitch from House." The little girl cursed.
"What?!"
"You know Amber, Wilson's dead ex-girlfriend who drove House nuts?" The little girl noticed the confused look on the redheads face. "You don't watch House? What the hells wrong with you?"
"What? What are you talking about and what do you think you're doing in my house!" Jayma said starting to get angry.
"Clue!fail said I was your niece." The little girl said bored.
"Clue!fail? What?"
"Yes Clue!fail or Mike whatever. He said your my aunt!" The little girl hissed. "And then this curly headed guy paid me 10,000 dollars to come and move in with you. He also bought me this sweet suitcase." She said pointing to the huge periwinkle suitcase that seemed to be breathing.
"ADAM!"
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Author: beautiful_robot
Fandom: Glee
Pairing,Character(s): Jayma Mays rpf
Rating: PG
Spoilers: None
Summary: Jayma meets her long long long lost niece. Crack!fic
Disclaimer: Clearly I own nothing.
Dedicated to the Bubblers who will only get this!
"Who are you?" Jayma asked startled by the young girl pushing her way into her home. "What do you think you're doing barging into my house."
"I'm Amber." The girl said blankly sitting down on the plush sofa.
"Amber?" Jayma was becoming even more confused.
"Yes, Amber. Like that bitch from House." The little girl cursed.
"What?!"
"You know Amber, Wilson's dead ex-girlfriend who drove House nuts?" The little girl noticed the confused look on the redheads face. "You don't watch House? What the hells wrong with you?"
"What? What are you talking about and what do you think you're doing in my house!" Jayma said starting to get angry.
"Clue!fail said I was your niece." The little girl said bored.
"Clue!fail? What?"
"Yes Clue!fail or Mike whatever. He said your my aunt!" The little girl hissed. "And then this curly headed guy paid me 10,000 dollars to come and move in with you. He also bought me this sweet suitcase." She said pointing to the huge periwinkle suitcase that seemed to be breathing.
"ADAM!"
-End