WHAT RAE NEEDS IN A MAN:
Unbeilevably kind & generous
Taller than me & heavier
Nice arm muscles
Strong enough to pick me up
Beautiful eyes
Good hygiene
Somewhat of the same music taste
Understanding & patient
Someone who likes going out and partying
Someone to grow old with
Someone who has a burning desire just to be near me
Must have a brain for occasional deep conversations
Must have lazy tendencies to match mine
Creative
Great smile
Appreciation of movies
Love for animals (especially the Puggie kind)
Able to read
Promising future
No criminal record
Sense of style
Creative with dates
Hopelessly romantic
Someone who can encourage & applaud my abilities
Must be able to sweep me off my feet
Someone I will fall in love with every single time we meet
Good sense of humor
Think I'm beautiful, no matter what
Must know exactly what to say
Cynical, sarcastic, & hate-filled(just like me)
Cuddling is a must
non-virgin preferred
NO HORNY BASTARDS!
Should appreciate classical music, museums, & nature
Must love to be outside on nice days
Should enjoy surprising me at work/school
Very polite & sweet
Must enjoy my friends
My friends must enjoy him
Must not be afraid to ask for help
Must value my opinion & interested in me
Take good care of me when I'm sick
Comfort me when I'm sad, wipe away all my tears
Fight away all my fears
Don't be afraid to stand up to me when I bitch
Don't let me just win a fight----fight back
Stand up for me
Let me know I am pretty & how much you care
Must always be honest
Encourage me to hang out with my friends sometimes
Must not fear a messy room
Must get along with Alyssa
DO NOT CONSTANTLY CRAVE SEX; must be no big deal
Video gamer is a plus
Should enjoy taking pictureswith me (scrapebook!)
Seriously goofy & playful
Someone who can match my belches
Don't be afraid to fart; I'M NOT!
Should give great backrubs
Be patent, loving, & understanding when I'm bitchy
Have some interesting quirks & talents
Devious, evil side a must(for covert ops/vandalism)
Adventurous side a plus
Urge to try new things/open mind
Must have proper pirate training
Accept me for what I am; don't try and change me
Free spirits a definite plus
INTERESTED APPLICANTS! PLEASE CONTACT RAE!!!!
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