The One with...
The One With…
The one with the permanent marker on Clark’s very alien skin.
The one with the Killer Cows
The one with a tunnel between the mansion in Smallville and the LexCorp building in Metropolis.
The one where Jonathan molests Lex in the barn and Martha comes to the rescue guns blazing.
The one where Clark and Harry meet at a bar.
The one where Lex painted a big colorful dragon on Clark's back... and its sequel.
The one where Lex meets Tyler (from Reaper)
The one where Lex is a hooker and Clark is a young reporter who keeps going back and "interviewing" Lex.
The one where Clark is in college and Lex teaches him to fly in a gym.
The one where Chloe's kiss is misinterpreted and Lex goes on a self-destructive bender.
The one with Lex rambling on about cheese.
The one where Clark realizes he's in love with Lex. He writes it in the corner of what Lex is working on, and a little while later, a crumpled ball of paper smacks him in the face.
The one where insomniac Lex binge watches infomercials and is ordering stuff from TV to Clark's great amusement.
The one with the Pina Colada song in it.
The one with the Pina Colada song in it used as a personal ad.
The one where Clark is human, and is with Lex. When he's home from work one day he finds a hidden tape of a one-night stand Lex and Lois had back in the day.
The one where Lex knows Tigger.
The one with Lex getting injured and discovering he has a rare Native American blood type.
The one where the IRS take his money and Lex ends up working at a library.
The one where Lex's hearing aid spontaneously (and conveniently) goes on the fritz.
The one with Pete reconsidering his heterosexuality when confronted with some CLexy BDSM.
The one where Clark wishes he could cut himself.
The one where Clark thinks he may have Asperger's Syndrome.
The one with bees, glitter and aliens.
The one with Lex as a ballerina
The one with Lex asking Clark "Since when have we been lovers eagerly awaiting the chance to legally wed in the state of Kansas?"
The one where Lex misunderstands Clark's profession of love and engages a hooker for him.
The one with the bullpen wagering over Clark's mysterious suitor with a birthday party reveal at the end.
The other one with the bullpen wagering over Clark's mysterious suitor where Lois overhears Chloe refer to him as Sexy Lexy.
The one with Clark isolating himself on the Peloponnesian countryside wearing kryptonite cuffs on his wrists and ankles.
The one with the Joker's plan to use Superman to kill President Luthor backfiring spectacularly while hidden cameras catch the salacious action and broadcast it live with Batman racing to the rescue.
The one with Clark and his mystery man threatened with exposure to ruin Lex. Lois is approached by Lionel to out the couple and proves to them she could've been trusted all along.
The one with Lex hearing the corn whisper to him and his panic rising. Clark shows up and calms him down to the ground, literally.
The one with Pete and Clark involved in a dare where the entire point of the dare is that you’re not *allowed* to handle yourself.
The one with Lex going into a panic/asthma attack after his rescue from the latest meteor mutant and Clark holding him, talking him down, while revealing how much he cares.
The one with angsty sex and happy sex, and a trip to a grocery store. Also, Clark wearing the clothes of one of Lex's previous live-in lovers.
The one with Clark's first opera experience, an homage to the movie Pretty Woman.
The one where Lex gets a phone call to meet Clark and gets dragged to the storm cellar, then to the skies, and is presented with one possible future.
The one where Lex and Clark are both suffering through prophetic nightmares and wake at the same time each night.
The one where RedK Clark rescues Lex from the island, they have lots of sex, RedK Clark kills a whole bunch of people, Lex eventually becomes President all with a jaw dropping conclusion.
The one with Lex lost in the cold, found by Jonathan and respectfully declining having Martha take his temperature rectally.
The one with Clark and Lex separating shortly after Martha passes away and Conner scheming to get them together before he leaves the country to go to college.
The one with Lex disappearing to ski (under a different name) for some personal time and getting stranded on a closed off slope - no one knows he's missing.
The one with the lab accident, Lex is dying and Superman crashes thru a wall with Kryptonite and they take turns calling each other idiot.
The one with Clark showing up naked on Lex's doorstep, and Clark's sparse explanation.
The one with the alien race of Dogs invading the planet, kryptonite enhanced soldiers and Lex turning himself in.
The one where Clark is plagued by Jonathan's voice in his head after his funeral and Lex comes and makes it all better.
The one with the town of Smallville under quarantine, Lionel gets what's coming to him and Lex ends up with what he wanted all along.
The one with Lionel holding Clark hostage with contract hits out on family and friends, keeping him hooked on RedK and leaving him with Lex as a LuthorCorp trainee.
The one that starts with eyeliner and evolves from there.
The one with a hunted Lex, an awesome Eli, a cricket with lines, a psychotic Karloff, a formidable Martha, Pamela's bequest, Lionel's rage, Alexander's glass Porsche and Bessie.
The one with the permanent marker on Clark’s very alien skin.
The one with the Killer Cows
The one with a tunnel between the mansion in Smallville and the LexCorp building in Metropolis.
The one where Jonathan molests Lex in the barn and Martha comes to the rescue guns blazing.
The one where Clark and Harry meet at a bar.
The one where Lex painted a big colorful dragon on Clark's back... and its sequel.
The one where Lex meets Tyler (from Reaper)
The one where Lex is a hooker and Clark is a young reporter who keeps going back and "interviewing" Lex.
The one where Clark is in college and Lex teaches him to fly in a gym.
The one where Chloe's kiss is misinterpreted and Lex goes on a self-destructive bender.
The one with Lex rambling on about cheese.
The one where Clark realizes he's in love with Lex. He writes it in the corner of what Lex is working on, and a little while later, a crumpled ball of paper smacks him in the face.
The one where insomniac Lex binge watches infomercials and is ordering stuff from TV to Clark's great amusement.
The one with the Pina Colada song in it.
The one with the Pina Colada song in it used as a personal ad.
The one where Clark is human, and is with Lex. When he's home from work one day he finds a hidden tape of a one-night stand Lex and Lois had back in the day.
The one where Lex knows Tigger.
The one with Lex getting injured and discovering he has a rare Native American blood type.
The one where the IRS take his money and Lex ends up working at a library.
The one where Lex's hearing aid spontaneously (and conveniently) goes on the fritz.
The one with Pete reconsidering his heterosexuality when confronted with some CLexy BDSM.
The one where Clark wishes he could cut himself.
The one where Clark thinks he may have Asperger's Syndrome.
The one with bees, glitter and aliens.
The one with Lex as a ballerina
The one with Lex asking Clark "Since when have we been lovers eagerly awaiting the chance to legally wed in the state of Kansas?"
The one where Lex misunderstands Clark's profession of love and engages a hooker for him.
The one with the bullpen wagering over Clark's mysterious suitor with a birthday party reveal at the end.
The other one with the bullpen wagering over Clark's mysterious suitor where Lois overhears Chloe refer to him as Sexy Lexy.
The one with Clark isolating himself on the Peloponnesian countryside wearing kryptonite cuffs on his wrists and ankles.
The one with the Joker's plan to use Superman to kill President Luthor backfiring spectacularly while hidden cameras catch the salacious action and broadcast it live with Batman racing to the rescue.
The one with Clark and his mystery man threatened with exposure to ruin Lex. Lois is approached by Lionel to out the couple and proves to them she could've been trusted all along.
The one with Lex hearing the corn whisper to him and his panic rising. Clark shows up and calms him down to the ground, literally.
The one with Pete and Clark involved in a dare where the entire point of the dare is that you’re not *allowed* to handle yourself.
The one with Lex going into a panic/asthma attack after his rescue from the latest meteor mutant and Clark holding him, talking him down, while revealing how much he cares.
The one with angsty sex and happy sex, and a trip to a grocery store. Also, Clark wearing the clothes of one of Lex's previous live-in lovers.
The one with Clark's first opera experience, an homage to the movie Pretty Woman.
The one where Lex gets a phone call to meet Clark and gets dragged to the storm cellar, then to the skies, and is presented with one possible future.
The one where Lex and Clark are both suffering through prophetic nightmares and wake at the same time each night.
The one where RedK Clark rescues Lex from the island, they have lots of sex, RedK Clark kills a whole bunch of people, Lex eventually becomes President all with a jaw dropping conclusion.
The one with Lex lost in the cold, found by Jonathan and respectfully declining having Martha take his temperature rectally.
The one with Clark and Lex separating shortly after Martha passes away and Conner scheming to get them together before he leaves the country to go to college.
The one with Lex disappearing to ski (under a different name) for some personal time and getting stranded on a closed off slope - no one knows he's missing.
The one with the lab accident, Lex is dying and Superman crashes thru a wall with Kryptonite and they take turns calling each other idiot.
The one with Clark showing up naked on Lex's doorstep, and Clark's sparse explanation.
The one with the alien race of Dogs invading the planet, kryptonite enhanced soldiers and Lex turning himself in.
The one where Clark is plagued by Jonathan's voice in his head after his funeral and Lex comes and makes it all better.
The one with the town of Smallville under quarantine, Lionel gets what's coming to him and Lex ends up with what he wanted all along.
The one with Lionel holding Clark hostage with contract hits out on family and friends, keeping him hooked on RedK and leaving him with Lex as a LuthorCorp trainee.
The one that starts with eyeliner and evolves from there.
The one with a hunted Lex, an awesome Eli, a cricket with lines, a psychotic Karloff, a formidable Martha, Pamela's bequest, Lionel's rage, Alexander's glass Porsche and Bessie.