NIP/TUCK is fucked up shit
I watched 10 minutes of ONE episode and I have to say that this show is the most absolutelyfuckedbizarre show ever. In ten minutes of one episode I found out or saw that:
1. The two lead surgeons on the show share one son. One guy slept with a girl who got pregnant with his child. The second surgeon proceeds to marry the girl while she is pregnant with this child. Therefore, they share the son.
2. The son of the two surgeons has an enemy at high school. He sleeps with his enemy's mom. His mom is Famke Janssen.
3. Said enemy of the shared son also sleeps with Famke Janssen. Remember, Famke Janssen is his mom. The fuck?!
4. An ex-colleague of one of the surgeons (yet another surgeon) hates the other surgeon b/c he is more successful and gets more ass. This surgeon botches a surgery and his patient dies. His assistant busts out the hand held rotary saw without blinking and starts to cut the bitch up into pieces. They stuff her into a suitcase. Handsome/successful surgeon finds him in the process of stuffing said patient into suitcase. Assistant comes up from behind and knocks him out. The jealous surgeon then gets high and proceeds to try to steal his face. The successful surgeon wakes up on the surgery table and after receiving a few incisions to his forehead (sans anesthesia) and convinces the other guy to cut open his own face first. He does so in front of the mirror (again, sans anesthesia). The viewer sees ALL incisions being made. It is very graphic.
5. Strangely, I can't pry my eyes from the screen.
1. The two lead surgeons on the show share one son. One guy slept with a girl who got pregnant with his child. The second surgeon proceeds to marry the girl while she is pregnant with this child. Therefore, they share the son.
2. The son of the two surgeons has an enemy at high school. He sleeps with his enemy's mom. His mom is Famke Janssen.
3. Said enemy of the shared son also sleeps with Famke Janssen. Remember, Famke Janssen is his mom. The fuck?!
4. An ex-colleague of one of the surgeons (yet another surgeon) hates the other surgeon b/c he is more successful and gets more ass. This surgeon botches a surgery and his patient dies. His assistant busts out the hand held rotary saw without blinking and starts to cut the bitch up into pieces. They stuff her into a suitcase. Handsome/successful surgeon finds him in the process of stuffing said patient into suitcase. Assistant comes up from behind and knocks him out. The jealous surgeon then gets high and proceeds to try to steal his face. The successful surgeon wakes up on the surgery table and after receiving a few incisions to his forehead (sans anesthesia) and convinces the other guy to cut open his own face first. He does so in front of the mirror (again, sans anesthesia). The viewer sees ALL incisions being made. It is very graphic.
5. Strangely, I can't pry my eyes from the screen.