BY PATRICK & ALICIA:

[beatyrheartout]

there was once this girl i knew she whined a lot and smelled like mayonnasie on cement on an 80 degree day. she was boring, she was bland. you could hang your keys to your towels to your coffee mug from her forehead. she ate wendys everyday and grew grease stains on her entire body like a slug in heat. all she wanted was saturated sympathy.

if mimi had a double,
she'd be in trouble.

the end.