April Fools Event, Creepy Witch Edition

Apr 01, 2010 09:38

[A witch was becoming increasingly bored. It was then that the telephone started to ring...and did so a lot.]

Well, I suppose things like these are why in certain stories, people always go for the communication first.

[To the people who might phone]

Yes? How can I help you??

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iknowbitter April 1 2010, 12:25:48 UTC
[...The phone was working again? He mistakes you as a secretary of some sort.]

It's Earl Phantomhive speaking. I'd like to have a word with Lord Randall.

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beatssuperpaper April 1 2010, 16:16:10 UTC
Oh, there is no earl here, just a witch.

[Her voice is somewhat dry, and does not show much respect for nobility - not contempt. It's indifferent.]

I'm Bernkastel, mr. Phantomhive. Nice to, ah, hear you.

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iknowbitter April 1 2010, 16:30:44 UTC
A witch? There is no such thing as witches.

In any case ..lady Bernkastel? Unfortunately the telephone seems to be broken, it wasn't my intention to trouble you.

[...who ever you are.]

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beatssuperpaper April 1 2010, 17:49:39 UTC
Oh, I assure you, there is such a thing. I am one, after all.

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iknowbitter April 1 2010, 18:04:57 UTC
You won't be able to fool me with such stories, I've grown past that phase long time ago.

Or do you claim to be a fortune-teller? I have no money on offer for frauds.

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beatssuperpaper April 1 2010, 19:10:15 UTC
Oh, I wouldn't dare to fraud such an open-minded, knowledgable person such as you.

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iknowbitter April 1 2010, 19:35:26 UTC
Save your sarcasm lady Bernkastel.

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beatssuperpaper April 1 2010, 19:43:55 UTC
I must congratulate you for detecting that, at the very least.

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iknowbitter April 1 2010, 19:55:38 UTC
I'm not as gullible as you might think, lady Bernkastel. It is as the Phantomhive name isn't familiar to you at all.

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beatssuperpaper April 1 2010, 20:16:53 UTC
Cannot say I have, but then, the mortal affairs are rather boring.

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iknowbitter April 1 2010, 20:34:42 UTC
..You are still claiming that you are a witch?

[...Not another demon or a death god.]

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beatssuperpaper April 1 2010, 20:46:02 UTC
There is no point in claiming what is already evident.

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iknowbitter April 1 2010, 21:02:11 UTC
How stubborn. Is it your pride that makes you continue this act?

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beatssuperpaper April 1 2010, 21:16:19 UTC
I see no point in lying merely to protect the world view of the ignorant.

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iknowbitter April 1 2010, 21:24:44 UTC
..My thoughts exactly.

Without any proof, we could debate about this forever. So, let me guess.. even though you are a witch, you have no way of proving it, am I correct?

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beatssuperpaper April 1 2010, 21:31:28 UTC
You could kill me a few times, if that helps.

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