yes, i am lazy
The word was that Kris Stone was susposed to be in Rock Hill last night around 9. but 11 rolled around and Emily said...still no Kris...i havent spoken to Emily this morning yet to find out what happened but i was like...i got school in the morning so ...FUCK IT. Tell him i said hi. Most likely, he didnt come or got caught up or something, this is Kris we are talking bout.
i feel icky, so icky in fact that i cooked pancakes, and i dont even wanna eat them this morning....how shitty is that ? i mean thats just wasteful cuz pancakes are the shit. Infact as we speak i am skipping my Chem 105 class...cuz im just feeling that ICKY !
anyone watch Nip Tuck last night?...well if you didnt & wanted too you might want to turn your eyes ... They did the CRAZIEST thing...they started marketing a face mask that's main ingredient was SPERM...that's right guys. Some woman who stayed at Dr. McNamara ex-wifes Spa told them she'd been using it for years, her husband used to " spread his seed on her face" and that in the morning she'd notice her skin looked so much better and when researching it she found out that SPERM contained all sorts of amino acids and protein that would help de-wrinkle your face and make it glo.
Now guys....before you go spreading your seed on your womans face...just for the sake of health =) make sure its ok with her and keep in mind that it is only a tv show and that might be a total crock of shit ! and girls my friend Jonathan that i worked with at Jersey Mike's said he would gladly donate any sperm needed !
that's my report for today, leave comments cuz i said so.
i feel icky, so icky in fact that i cooked pancakes, and i dont even wanna eat them this morning....how shitty is that ? i mean thats just wasteful cuz pancakes are the shit. Infact as we speak i am skipping my Chem 105 class...cuz im just feeling that ICKY !
anyone watch Nip Tuck last night?...well if you didnt & wanted too you might want to turn your eyes ... They did the CRAZIEST thing...they started marketing a face mask that's main ingredient was SPERM...that's right guys. Some woman who stayed at Dr. McNamara ex-wifes Spa told them she'd been using it for years, her husband used to " spread his seed on her face" and that in the morning she'd notice her skin looked so much better and when researching it she found out that SPERM contained all sorts of amino acids and protein that would help de-wrinkle your face and make it glo.
Now guys....before you go spreading your seed on your womans face...just for the sake of health =) make sure its ok with her and keep in mind that it is only a tv show and that might be a total crock of shit ! and girls my friend Jonathan that i worked with at Jersey Mike's said he would gladly donate any sperm needed !
that's my report for today, leave comments cuz i said so.